jordigirl
30th October, 2011, 02:46 PM
"Hi, how's it going?"
"Terrible, my wife died last week."
"That's a shame. What did she have?"
"Nothing much. A flat in Marbella and a few thousand in the bank."
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I've just bought a shire horse.
As if my other horse wasn't shy enough
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As I undid my wife from behind I whispered in her ear, "I've got a surprise for you"
"Ohh, What is it?"
"Here, a new apron, throw that old one in the bin"
"Terrible, my wife died last week."
"That's a shame. What did she have?"
"Nothing much. A flat in Marbella and a few thousand in the bank."
-----------------------------------------------------------
I've just bought a shire horse.
As if my other horse wasn't shy enough
---------------------------------------------------------
As I undid my wife from behind I whispered in her ear, "I've got a surprise for you"
"Ohh, What is it?"
"Here, a new apron, throw that old one in the bin"