Crime fighter.

[shady77]

Greetings my fellow Dk denizens.

this thread is to let you know that I have decided to become a crimefighter.
I thought about names and tried "ACE-MAN", "STRON-MAN", and others, but none felt right and i settled on "THE MAN".
I would just like to offer my services to the public and if you need help regarding crime etc, the please feel free to post here or pm me and i'll try and help.

Thankyou for listening citizens

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

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[bodaccea]

yeah shady i got a hit list for ya as long as yer arm

slightly concerned about the name

THE MAN - cus if you take away a couple of the letters, and add a couple more then rearrange em you get WAN*ER !!!


what area of crime are you targeting? lol

[Curious123]

Hello Shady or should I call you mr muscles the cleaner,
This is Branson here, my m8 Curious123 tells me its criminal how many burgers around here are getting away with free cable with dodgy boxes. Any ideas how you can help me sort this out, if it caries on like this I might have to sell a few of my islands in the Bhamas.

[cauliflower69]

Hello Shady or should I call you mr muscles the cleaner,
This is Branson here, my m8 Curious123 tells me its criminal how many burgers around here are getting away with free cable with dodgy boxes. Any ideas how you can help me sort this out, if it caries on like this I might have to sell a few of my islands in the Bhamas.

pmsl very good ;)

[shady77]

i see my efforts to make the world a better place are taken as a joke.
i see what people think of me round here.
i had a taste of it in the "would i make a good mod" thread a few months back, but i foolishly ignored it.
i now realise that i am seen as some sort of joke, a clown if you will.
i have actually got super powers now after an ear infection caused me to go deaf for a bit and heightened my other senses (a bit like daredevil).
but obviously people dont believe me.
if you do believe, and no one else can help you, then pm me
between about 17:00 and 19:00 monday to wednesday and 09:00 to 15:00 saturdays.
like other superheroes i have a cool mode of transport. in my case it is a raleigh vektar bike, however i have not got super legs, so my crimefighting area is limited.
if you live outside my normal operational area of a 6 mile radius of my house, then a contribution towards bus/train will be expected (i'm not superman).
i am in the process of making a suit and once completed i will be interviewing sidekicks. if you are interested in becoming a sidekick (with excellent promotion opportunities (like robin got promoted to nighthawk). then please contact me in the usual way.
also after a good think whilst in my fortress mof solitude (or toilet) i have decided on a new name to reflect my powers more.
the name is
SENSOR!!
power to taste!
power to touch!
eyes of a shitehouse rat!
smell of one of those blokes who works in a perfume lab!

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

i see my efforts to make the world a better place are taken as a joke.
i see what people think of me round here.
i had a taste of it in the "would i make a good mod" thread a few months back, but i foolishly ignored it.
i now realise that i am seen as some sort of joke, a clown if you will.
i have actually got super powers now after an ear infection caused me to go deaf for a bit and heightened my other senses (a bit like daredevil).
but obviously people dont believe me.
if you do believe, and no one else can help you, then pm me
between about 17:00 and 19:00 monday to wednesday and 09:00 to 15:00 saturdays.
like other superheroes i have a cool mode of transport. in my case it is a raleigh vektar bike, however i have not got super legs, so my crimefighting area is limited.
if you live outside my normal operational area of a 6 mile radius of my house, then a contribution towards bus/train will be expected (i'm not superman).
i am in the process of making a suit and once completed i will be interviewing sidekicks. if you are interested in becoming a sidekick (with excellent promotion opportunities (like robin got promoted to nighthawk). then please contact me in the usual way.
also after a good think whilst in my fortress mof solitude (or toilet) i have decided on a new name to reflect my powers more.
the name is
SENSOR!!
power to taste!
power to touch!
eyes of a shitehouse rat!
smell of one of those blokes who works in a perfume lab!
lol : :rofl: u = very funny but helpful....

[BobbyX]

I will be ur sidekick if u like. however my methods may not fit in with ur own ideals. My name will be NastyMan. I will not do things by the book and people will get hurt and property destroyed but i will get the job done and thats all that really matters.
If u were to turn down my application it would be of no consequence as i intend to fight crime my way in any case.
in fact it should be u joining me. i am the more powerful. i run faster, i fight harder and i am not a bit deaf.
ur choice, join me or cowwer before me!!!!

[Jaffa]

@shady and bobbyX...are you 2 on the same medication or have you been taking the others by mistake or have you not been taking it at all.

[shady77]

Sensor cowers before no man!
I accept your application to join me.

Now we are two.

But after being reminded of stuff like JLA, The Avengers etc. I believe the way forward would be a crimefighting unit.

I suggest the name Crimefighting Super Team Go!

I welcome applications to join and also suggestions for names.
thankyou

[cauliflower69]

I've found it your theme music for when the inevitable cartoon series gets made.

h**p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS9GR3wawhs


By the way great thread

:party:

[shady77]

funny vid. but i am afraid that i've already got theme tune sorted.
thanks anyway
btw. this is my vid that i made for a tv series i had an idea for

YouTube - TV SERIES TRAILER. HELP! VALENTINE & ST. GEORGE

[bodaccea]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?

[caveman_nige]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?


grrrrrrrrr meowwww grrrrrrrrrrr niceeeeeee

[shady77]

I got a black pvc catsuit - ami i in?

OK, you've got a suit.
1st. I'd have to see you in costume to ....erm.... see if you're suit will stand up to a lot of action.
2nd. You need a name

[cauliflower69]

h**p://kinkygerlinky.blogspot.com/2007/05/five-lara-croft-models-in-latex.html

Anything like them count me in ;)

[bodaccea]

OK, you've got a suit.
1st. I'd have to see you in costume to ....erm.... see if you're suit will stand up to a lot of action.
2nd. You need a name



1. The suit is tried and tested. Guaranteed.

2. Naturally i wud be called 'clammybottom'


p.s. only joking i only got a 'tigger' suit really! It can still be quite effective and it does have a springy tail!

[thered]

1. The suit is tried and tested. Guaranteed.

2. Naturally i wud be called 'clammybottom'


p.s. only joking i only got a 'tigger' suit really! It can still be quite effective and it does have a springy tail!


Greetings my fellow Dk denizens.

this thread is to let you know that I have decided to become a crimefighter.
I thought about names and tried "ACE-MAN", "STRON-MAN", and others, but none felt right and i settled on "THE MAN".
I would just like to offer my services to the public and if you need help regarding crime etc, the please feel free to post here or pm me and i'll try and help.

Thankyou for listening citizens

i too would like to join your merry band of street cleaners to scour the galaxy overturning all evil lords and barons along the way

if you will have me oh great one i will be honoured to fight in your corner i will take it upon myself to help the bod into her tigger suit before missions too and out btw

i will only be known as MAX POWER and i will crush all evil in my path,starting with rogue dodgy dreambox sellers on ebay


YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND MAX POWER IS COMING TO GET YOU


thats if you want me by the way master

[shady77]

to thered and bodacaea:
from Sensor!

further to your application for inclusion into the crime fighting unit, I am pleased to inform you that your applications have been successful.

yours sincerely
SENSOR!

Now we just need a name....

[thered]

thank you master sensor

[shady77]

and now we are 4...
SENSOR!! WITH THE POWER OF 4 SENSES!
NASTYMAN!! COMMITTING EVIL FOR THE SAKE OF GOOD!
CLAMMYBOTTOM! THERE TO MAKE UP THE NUMBERS!
MAX POWER! SOUNDS LIKE A BATTERY!

[bodaccea]

and now we are 4...
SENSOR!! WITH THE POWER OF 4 SENSES!
NASTYMAN!! COMMITTING EVIL FOR THE SAKE OF GOOD!
CLAMMYBOTTOM! THERE TO MAKE UP THE NUMBERS!
MAX POWER! SOUNDS LIKE A BATTERY!


there to make up the numbers!!! tff i have a pink glittery kalashnikov u know and a catapult!

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

i can be a member who is there for numbers...whether u accet me or not i want my name to be `DirtyFloor`123`

[thered]

no ~~~~ off your just a kid this is grown ups work

[BobbyX]

Nastyman reports heinous crime.

Tree surgeon left tool bag in precarious position on canal bridge. Some barger could have died.

Hero friends, rally and destroy!!!

[shady77]

By the power of sense! I shall be there!

[BobbyX]

By the power of sense! I shall be there!

We really must work on our response time. Tree Surgeon Has gone. he legged it and took all evidence with him. luckily nobody was hurt this time but how long until he strikes again?!?

[shady77]

Agreed. I notice clammy bottom and Max Power were nowhere to be seen also.....

[BobbyX]

Agreed. I notice clammy bottom and Max Power were nowhere to be seen also.....

Then they have become our enemies.....

[thered]

no one makes enemies with max power and lives prepare to die bobbyx or at least say sorry

[BobbyX]

no one makes enemies with max power and lives prepare to die bobbyx or at least say sorry

Where were u when the evil Tree Surgeon was threatening danger?
He's done one now but he will surely return to suggest more peril. ready youself for the imminent battle

[thered]

i had my hands full battling max powers arch enemies


the dreaded inlaws no one is safe from them

[BobbyX]

i had my hands full battling max powers arch enemies


the dreaded inlaws no one is safe from them

excuse accepted. destroy the inlaws and dedicate all efforts to the cause of the hero league

[thered]

inlaws destroyed now i can put all my effort into the tree surgeon

[BobbyX]

inlaws destroyed now i can put all my effort into the tree surgeon

i will keep watch for him. i live by a lot of big trees. he'l be along eventually

[BobbyX]

Tree Surgeon spotted in area. Seen talking to Water Board Man. What diabolical scheme could they be plotting?

[shady77]

my heightened sense of smell detects...."dutch elm disease"
dun dun duuunnn!

surely they couldnt be planning to infect the water supply?

damn i wish my sense of hearing was working....

[thered]

i would not worry too much at this stage unless they meet the gas man then we will need to be on our toes


max power over and out