hoggy952
8th December, 2011, 09:55 PM
A young man cops off with a rather attractive girl in a night club ..
..at the end of the night the young lady in question is feeling a bit amorous and invites the young man back to hers ...
But ..she warns him that any chance of nooky will be curtailed abruptly if he laughs when he meets the parents..
She tells him that they are both deaf and mute ...and that he mustn't laugh at their afflictions ..
He's more than a bit randy ..and quickly agrees ..as he's sure he can handle that..
On arriving home and entering the house ...the young man looks around and collapses in a fit of laughter...
Get out of my house immediately says the girl ..what kind of man are you ..?
You promised you wouldn't laugh..
Oh come on says the young man ...how could I not ..
Your mother is sat in a chair stripped from the waist down ..and a beer bottle stuffed into her lady garden...
Whilst your Dad ..also sat in a chair has a matchstick jammed into his eye vertically propping the lids open and his flies open letting his testicles dangle out ...
I'm sorry but _thats_ ridiculously funny and I couldn't help myself ..
You Bstrd says the girl ...I told you they were both deaf mutes ..and thats their way of communicating..
Oh come on says the young man ...thats beyond belief ....and I'm not having it ..theyre just odd.
If they're communicating ...what the hell are they saying ????
:wink:
Ok ..you might as well know before I turf you out says the girl ..
She's saying to him ....'Get the beer in yer C**t
Ok ...whats he saying then ?
B*ll*cks ....I'm watching the match....lol :roflmao::roflmao:
..at the end of the night the young lady in question is feeling a bit amorous and invites the young man back to hers ...
But ..she warns him that any chance of nooky will be curtailed abruptly if he laughs when he meets the parents..
She tells him that they are both deaf and mute ...and that he mustn't laugh at their afflictions ..
He's more than a bit randy ..and quickly agrees ..as he's sure he can handle that..
On arriving home and entering the house ...the young man looks around and collapses in a fit of laughter...
Get out of my house immediately says the girl ..what kind of man are you ..?
You promised you wouldn't laugh..
Oh come on says the young man ...how could I not ..
Your mother is sat in a chair stripped from the waist down ..and a beer bottle stuffed into her lady garden...
Whilst your Dad ..also sat in a chair has a matchstick jammed into his eye vertically propping the lids open and his flies open letting his testicles dangle out ...
I'm sorry but _thats_ ridiculously funny and I couldn't help myself ..
You Bstrd says the girl ...I told you they were both deaf mutes ..and thats their way of communicating..
Oh come on says the young man ...thats beyond belief ....and I'm not having it ..theyre just odd.
If they're communicating ...what the hell are they saying ????
:wink:
Ok ..you might as well know before I turf you out says the girl ..
She's saying to him ....'Get the beer in yer C**t
Ok ...whats he saying then ?
B*ll*cks ....I'm watching the match....lol :roflmao::roflmao: