Best advice given to you

[hoggy952]

Mine has to be , "You can't have a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade income". A old one I know , but still significant in my case !

[GastonJ]

Don't eat the yellow snow and don't make snowballs of the brown snow... always sound advice :embarassed:

[maca]

Dont trust any ~~~~er who doesnt laugh.

[GastonJ]

"Don't do it" is always sound advice

[cgscott]

If a girl offers you sex. Wear a condom. Hence the reason i got children i get to see :)

[hoggy952]

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving probably isn't for you.

[cgscott]

Never trust a scrounger. They live in big houses.

[manster]

why put off till tomorrrow when you can put off till next week

[maca]

If you want something get off your arse and go and get it...

[Shady]

dont trust germans... cos they'll do it again

[hoggy952]

dont trust germans... cos they'll do it again

what you mean make more mercs and bmws.lol

[jordigirl]

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. :)

[maca]

It's not what you know or who you know
It's what you know about who you know .

[jordigirl]

Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are :)

[ChelseaBun]

no one gets out alive :evil:

[ChelseaBun]

love is just a four letter word.
sorry is just a four letter word, with a 'y' at the end of it.

[patkins]

If you're not in bed by 11, come home.

[Grizz]

two from my late Granny....

1. better to keep your mouth closed and look like a fool, than to open it and prove that you are.


2. Fcuking krauts.....

[stuckylad]

keep yer mouth shut and nobody will know yer stupid


shut the door from the outside

[gc1966]

never admit to anything,lie till you die

[Snowy79]

A pat on the back is a reconnaissance for a knife.

[nara]

Drinking is not a solution, unless we're talking about alcohol.

No one said life is going to be perfect; build a bridge and get over it.

[Shady]

better to be on the inside of the tent pissing out, than on the outside pissing in.

get to the choppah!!

[gc1966]

~~~~ it in the cut

[maca]

How much!! tell him to ~~~~ off

[Canker_Canison]

Serious - check your rear view mirror every second lamp post.


Not so serious - If it smells of perfume, stay away. If it smells of fish, hold your nose.



Always smile at the person you're shafting - Gus Hedges, Globe Link News.

[bowie]

from my grandad...

NEVER VOTE FOR THE TORIES

think it was more of an order though

[dingledangle]

you dont shit on your own doorstep

[fireblade1]

Never have a piss in the wind.

Fireblade.

[super jumbe]

Come to think you only live once!!!!!!!!!!!!

:musicus: :celticparty: :musicus:

[fireblade1]

1. Dont be afrade to say no if you dont want to do it.

2. Dont be forced in to somethink you dont/want to do.

Fireblade.

[Lainie]

always be suspicious of someone who has no friends as there is a reason they dont have any.

its ~~~~ing true as well.

[gc1966]

if it sounds too good to be true,it probably is

[gmb45]

only thing fur sure in this world is death :eek:

[Mjolinor]

only thing fur sure in this world is death :eek:

and taxes.

[fireblade1]

Dont let people make you out to be a lier when your not.

Fireblade.

[gmb45]

never trust a fart ( great advice from zap lol )

[southpaw]

Don't do it son. She's a ****ing gold digger.....




Just a shame I didn't listen lol

[HoTTDubbER]

a wise man learns from another man's mistakes.

[ChelseaBun]

never say the word 'love'

it means nothing and promises everything :)

[Evastar]

Believe in yourself :)

[Liteace]

Me Dad used to say to me

"If your not home by 10 you have to be in bed"

So I took that advice and I was

[masur123]

Never mind

Got me through most disasters in my life

[Miklo]

I have loads of them though that have kept me sane(ish)

"Being kind is more important than being right."

[rds60h]

A saying my father always lived by and I have tried to do the same, is "always treat someone the same way you would like them to treat you"

[red1]

Three things I was told by an older guy where I started a new job.

1.Keep your head down.

2.Make your own kingdom.

3.Today's favour is tomorrow's job.

and I'm still there after nine years, so I listened!