View Full Version : My brilliant luck with motors continue lol
krazylegz
18th December, 2011, 06:47 AM
If its not either of my cars breaking down its the work vehicles.
Just been driving from Fontwell race course to Ashford via the A27 Lewes road and all of a sudden a loud bang, looks in my mirror to see lots of sparks..... Hhhmmmmmm best pull over I think.
Turns out 4 bolts that hold up my crash cushion on the back of my lorrie have sheared. So there's now a ton and a half of weight lying on the floor and the fitter in his little van doesn't have a scooby doo how he's going to get it back up........
To make matters worse I've been stuck here in the middle of no where since 2am, starving and dying for a sh!t, those bushes are looking more and more tempting to curl one out lmao
xant14
18th December, 2011, 07:11 AM
make the shit quick or it will freeze solid before it hits the ground.
good luck legs.
westkill
18th December, 2011, 07:14 AM
looool lol
i had similar one last saturday mornin only had couple of hours work would been home by 11.30 am
done a job round the corner from newbury racecourse droped down on to busy dual carriageway through newbury 10 yards from busy junction
slave cylinder goes on me no gears at all next to the bariars for half hour with a mile of traffic behind me sat there like a knob over loaded to ~~~~ lol
managed to get a gear in the end and jump it of the road lol
AA came said no cant fix it so AA recovery had to come
he said were you want to go a place that fixes bloody clutches in a pissed of voice lol
but he said were i said mr ~~~~in clutch take me there hahaha lol
got in at 6.30 pm
went straight to pub and got shite faced lol
daithi
18th December, 2011, 07:50 AM
any dogging spots local to yer area pass a bit of time
Johnner
18th December, 2011, 10:26 AM
A little bit different Daithi,but ye,should keep most occupied !!
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Meat-Head
18th December, 2011, 01:51 PM
Turns out 4 bolts that hold up my crash cushion on the back of my lorrie have sheared. So there's now a ton and a half of weight lying on the floor
No sorry the warrany is void on that job now - you have admitted to ragging it on the ground.
If you get the vechile recovered to us we can fix it - using some self tappers - but there will be a charge of ?120+VAT
Home - Meat-Head-Motors.co.uk (http://www.meat-head-motors.co.uk)
Liteace
18th December, 2011, 07:52 PM
Are you still there or did you get sorted and the main thing did you have your sh!t ?
cactikid
18th December, 2011, 09:30 PM
hope this helps.
Cat Stevens - Can't Keep It In - YouTube
Johnner
18th December, 2011, 10:18 PM
Krazy,reckon yer gonna have to follow our esteemed member Meat Head's route,and fork out for a bicycle.Nothing can go wrong then,apart from the chain coming off every now and then !!!
Don't forget the bell for it !! Ding Ding !
Meat-Head
18th December, 2011, 10:39 PM
Krazy,reckon yer gonna have to follow our esteemed member Meat Head's route,and fork out for a bicycle.Nothing can go wrong then,apart from the chain coming off every now and then !!!
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1) Fish them out of skips
2) sodding puncturres
3) bearing collapse (something to do with popping wheels evry 3 meters)
Kalipo
19th December, 2011, 07:20 PM
No sorry the warrany is void on that job now - you have admitted to ragging it on the ground.
If you get the vechile recovered to us we can fix it - using some self tappers - but there will be a charge of ?120+VAT
Home - Meat-Head-Motors.co.uk (http://www.meat-head-motors.co.uk)
Jammed not Jambed. ;)
Meat-Head
19th December, 2011, 07:41 PM
Jammed not Jambed. ;)
*THANKS* just tried to edit - it's is ubealablbly hard to edit - "awarding winning software" - my arse - only award that's won is pissing you off award.
Thanks for pointing it out.
It's that crap - would let you have a password to it - but only one - not found a way to do anything with it though!
Thanks
Meat
Kalipo
19th December, 2011, 07:56 PM
*THANKS* just tried to edit - it's is ubealablbly hard to edit - "awarding winning software" - my arse - only award that's won is pissing you off award.
Thanks for pointing it out.
It's that crap - would let you have a password to it - but only one - not found a way to do anything with it though!
Thanks
Meat
I'd get it sorted as soon as possible pal, its a proven fact that a website with spelling mistakes loses customers.
I'd take you up on the offer of scuffs but, that mistake has put me off :(.
Meat-Head
20th December, 2011, 02:44 PM
I'd get it sorted as soon as possible pal, its a proven fact that a website with spelling mistakes loses customers.
I'd take you up on the offer of scuffs but, that mistake has put me off :(.
Well the user name to log on to moonfruit.com is
User: Meat-Head
Pass: ************
If i could 'hand out the password' and still be able to access and edit any 'wrong doing' you could have your own password!
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