tech support

[bonecrusher]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you please help me !!!???

Thanks,


A TROUBLED USER


Dear TROUBLED USER,

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it***8217;s creator to run everything.It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of Luck,

Tech Support

[true grit]

give wife1.0 a virus should do the trick

[darrenhyland]

Try ctrl alt delete and select reboot then press f8 then select 'best mates place1.0'.....dont reboot the os until wife 1.0 continously tries to network with you....eventualy wife 1.0 will accept c:\compromise.exe and you can use this to release previously restricted programmes but be carefull to choose moderatley conflicting programmes as 'bunnyranch 1.0' etc may cause the system to completley crash leading to permanent physical damage to hardware.
If all fails then contact pcworld.co.uk as their staff are vastly experienced with wife 1.0 conflicts:hahaha:

[darrenhyland]

.......and remember wife1.0 will not run concurrently with girlfriend1.0 or higher as serious conflicts will eventualy occur due to serious system resource drain......and wife2.0 cannot be installed until wife1.0 is completly uninstalled and deleted from the system......you'd have been better off to stick to hand3.1.1...its an old but efficent and trouble free system that boots up fast and is extremly portable, ideal when connected with google for quick and easy operation.

[smokey08]

Its nice to see im not the only one struggling after installing wife1.0. my version is extremely temperamental for 1 week every month, so much so that I cant even boot it up to get onto it let alone get it to do a disc cleanup. I knew I shouldnt of downloaded it from thailand. Dual booting seem a very temping option sometimes.

[happy_highlander]

My version of wife 1.0 is trying to run C:/OBSESSION.exe to try and get back door entry through firewall protecting Digital Kaos.
I have subsequently moved to dk on android to avoid any further attempts at installing system viruses by wife 1.0

[bonecrusher]

I've found a way of temporary system operation of boys night 1.3 by using C:/ credit card 7.0 but it severely strains resources.WARNING not to use this program too often