DOG POO

[BobbyX]

You don't see much dog poo about these days. Anyone else miss it?
You all must remember at least one hilarious time when a friend or family member had trod in it.
Or picked some up on a stick and chased some girls. Maybe have a lick.
White dog poo. crispy on outside, moist and soft in the middle like a barbecued sausage.
I see dog poo quite often in the street because i refuse to pick up after my dogs. why should i?
'oooh, it blinds kids'. thats as may be but i have never heard of this actually happening.
Also there are twats out there who will bag up their dogs shit and then throw it in a bush. WTF is that all about?
I don't pick up dog poo for anyone. The council taxes should be put to use employing somebody to do it. Every year the bill is increased and services decrease.
But this is not a thread for political issues.
DOG POO....DISCUSS

[bodaccea]

You don't see much dog poo about these days. Anyone else miss it?
You all must remember at least one hilarious time when a friend or family member had trod in it.
Or picked some up on a stick and chased some girls. Maybe have a lick.
White dog poo. crispy on outside, moist and soft in the middle like a barbecued sausage.
I see dog poo quite often in the street because i refuse to pick up after my dogs. why should i?
'oooh, it blinds kids'. thats as may be but i have never heard of this actually happening.
Also there are twats out there who will bag up their dogs shit and then throw it in a bush. WTF is that all about?
I don't pick up dog poo for anyone. The council taxes should be put to use employing somebody to do it. Every year the bill is increased and services decrease.
But this is not a thread for political issues.
DOG POO....DISCUSS

Dog poo? i dont miss it. Got kennels mate and i have to shovel sh*t all day , every day and if you really miss it i can arrange a very special delivery for you!!

Just for info, white dog poo occurs when dog has had a restricted diet, mainly chicken or just bone. Most modern dog foods are balanced which is why you rarely see white dog poo. Giving your dog just chicken is not the best as dogs are not 100% carnivores (unlike cats) When dogs in the wild make a killing, they first eat contents of stomach (tripe!) because it usually contains some green vegetable matter or grass. Dogs fare better with a balanced diet.

As for picking up after your dog? would you like your child to fall over in it? cmon i dont understand why you would want to make the area you live unpleasant!

[C64]

Still plenty of dog shit round our way.

I watch them walking their dogs through the streets and they just let their dog shit anywhere they like ~~~~ing scum.

I've got a 2 dogs and I have never once allowed them to shit in the street, the only place I allow them to shit freely is the open fields behind the estate.

On a lighter note.....

When I was a kid, I lived in South Africa, my older brother was chasing me, I picked up a sun dried crispy white poop and threw it at him, he caught it with his mouth ;)

[caveman_nige]

Okay, pop quiz, which UK city is otherwise known as 'Dog Sh1t City' by a certain branch of the military.?

[lfc4life]

Still plenty of dog shit round our way.

I watch them walking their dogs through the streets and they just let their dog shit anywhere they like ~~~~ing scum.

I've got a 2 dogs and I have never once allowed them to shit in the street, the only place I allow them to shit freely is the open fields behind the estate.

On a lighter note.....

When I was a kid, I lived in South Africa, my older brother was chasing me, I picked up a sun dried crispy white poop and threw it at him, he caught it with his mouth ;)

and round at mine! im in coatbridge and the owners dont give a shit. So much one of the dog poo bins was torched lol

[C64]

and round at mine! im in coatbridge and the owners dont give a shit. So much one of the dog poo bins was torched lol

Coatbridge here aswell mate.

Townhead to be precise.

There's no excuse for it in Townhead, we are surrounded by open fields, I'm not talking about the Golf Course, though some people say that is a Toilet anyway ;)

[lfc4life]

im in kirkshaws! Probably were all the drunks go for a piss on the golf course! lol

[grant]

What do you call a jobby with an eye in it?


















A keek :devil:

[lfc4life]

my mate told me that at work :D

[thered]

fond memories m8 i used to love the old dog do but your right its not as prominant as it used to be,whatever happened to the big grey turd you used to see in nearly every street


in my street we didnt have toys dog do was our sole source of fun i remember fondly putting it on doorsteps and setting fire to it waiting for some unwitting fellow to stamp on it then running us round the estate,oh the fun we had bangers in turds watch them explode into millions of little smelly pieces(you had too be careful though cos if you laugh too much you would guarantee a bit of 5hit would land in your mouth)


i too chased people with 5hit on sticks as they did me too and if you didnt want to chase around a stick of 5hit through a letterbox was just as good


aaah happy days thanks bobby for reminding me of the fun i used to have when i was a child

[BobbyX]

Happy to help.

And as for you lot saying its scum who don't pick up after their dogs, stick it up ya bollocks. Someone should be employed to do it. maybe you, Bodaccea, as someone who runs a kennels and basically picks up shit for a living, should offer this service to your local council.

And no, i wouldn't want my child to fall in shit but i'd hope she'd have some common sense to avoid shit unless she was throwing it at someone. Many people have survived childhood managing to avoid getting poo in their eye. Kids r more likely to get run over or die in a plane crash but no-ones doing anything to ban cars or aeroplanes.
I'm just trying to spread some joy and invoke prescious memories.
If you don't like it, you don't have to read it

[lfc4life]

Happy to help.

And as for you lot saying its scum who don't pick up after their dogs, stick it up ya bollocks. Someone should be employed to do it. maybe you, Bodaccea, as someone who runs a kennels and basically picks up shit for a living, should offer this service to your local council.

And no, i wouldn't want my child to fall in shit but i'd hope she'd have some common sense to avoid shit unless she was throwing it at someone. Many people have survived childhood managing to avoid getting poo in their eye. Kids r more likely to get run over or die in a plane crash but no-ones doing anything to ban cars or aeroplanes.
I'm just trying to spread some joy and invoke prescious memories.
If you don't like it, you don't have to read it

who use the word scum then???

[xSillyClownx]

nef nef nef nef

[BobbyX]

Okay, pop quiz, which UK city is otherwise known as 'Dog Sh1t City' by a certain branch of the military.?

Is It LIverpool? Particularly the Anfield area?

[C64]

Happy to help.

And as for you lot saying its scum who don't pick up after their dogs

All I'll say is Thank ~~~~ you're not my neighbour.

[BobbyX]

All I'll say is Thank ~~~~ you're not my neighbour.

I agree. likewise

[melloned]

:elefant:My best dog poo memory in recent history , is the one of Barbara Royle of the Royle family , cleaning a dog poo off a shoe in the kitchen sink , with a table knife , while she chats to her neighbour Mary , nice !

[caveman_nige]

Is It LIverpool? Particularly the Anfield area?

No mate... they do have a well known footy team though...