bobfrapples
13th January, 2012, 08:50 PM
found a site with some crap jokes and here are a few of my favourites
I bought a dog yesterday from the local blacksmith, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Did you hear about the man who collected Joan Of Arc, Wonder Woman and Florence Nightingale memorabilia?
He was a heroine addict.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger didn?t get any Easter eggs this year. His wife asked him ?Does this mean you hate Easter now, Arnie??
He replied ?Ah still love Easter baby?.
I was walking by the fridge last night and I swore I could hear an onion singing a Bee Gees song. Turns out it was just the chives talking.
Q. What?s Irish and stays outside all summer?
A. Paddy O?Furniture.
I knew a bloke who fell into an upholstery machine.
It?s OK, he?s fully recovered now.
:giveup:
I bought a dog yesterday from the local blacksmith, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Did you hear about the man who collected Joan Of Arc, Wonder Woman and Florence Nightingale memorabilia?
He was a heroine addict.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger didn?t get any Easter eggs this year. His wife asked him ?Does this mean you hate Easter now, Arnie??
He replied ?Ah still love Easter baby?.
I was walking by the fridge last night and I swore I could hear an onion singing a Bee Gees song. Turns out it was just the chives talking.
Q. What?s Irish and stays outside all summer?
A. Paddy O?Furniture.
I knew a bloke who fell into an upholstery machine.
It?s OK, he?s fully recovered now.
:giveup: