Cats or Dogs

[philicefloyd]

Are you a cat or dog person?

[Meat-Head]

hi welcome to the worlds best website

Cats, dawgs STINK.

Oh could you vote yes in this poll please

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f4/anything-goes-room-268809/

[RedSpider]

i like monkeys best.
cats are crap and dogs judge me

[ray156]

cats next door crap in my garden,not there own,dogs crap on the pavement,sick of dancing along the street,OH! i love it when the local chinese restaurant does a raid in my street,thats 3 different pairs of cats next door had in a year.

but the curry powder i buy from farmfoods is good.

[Meat-Head]

but the curry powder i buy from farmfoods is good.


1) As part of a recepie?
2) For getting rid of the fleabitten moggies?

I is going to "toys r crap" and get one of them 'megga squirter' water pistol things.

Cat runs as soon as it sees me - got no chance, of catching it.

The Polish cat dosn't seem to have crapped or shit or pissed in my garden, since it got showed a bucket of water, and a towel.

[ray156]

1) As part of a recepie?
2) For getting rid of the fleabitten moggies?

I is going to "toys r crap" and get one of them 'megga squirter' water pistol things.

Cat runs as soon as it sees me - got no chance, of catching it.

The Polish cat dosn't seem to have crapped or shit or pissed in my garden, since it got showed a bucket of water, and a towel.
1.
cats make nice chicken curry
dogs beef curry
n a pkt of egg fried rice fae asda.

[ecufix]

Both give me heartburn no matter how it is cooked

[Liteace]

cats are c***s (pussy) They let you stroke them for a few mins, sound & look like they're enjoying it and then turn and scratch your ~~~~ing eye out

[Shady]

and they kill babies... out of spite. have to TEACH a dog to be bad.. cats are just natural w@nkers

[lagerland]

Are you a cat or dog person?


Neither im just person i dont have a leg at each corner that wonld be just silly..............:laugh:

[RedSpider]

Cat and dog people are one thing but how about these f**kers for a scary notion?

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/36016-redspider/albums/red/5839-pigeon.jpg

People that are birds? No thanks.

[jordigirl]

am a cat person, there loving and so easy to look after, just feed em and they use cat flap lol

[IMoL]

Dogs, definitely. I like cats too, but dogs are special.

[Meat-Head]

TEACH a dog to be bad..

So why do dawgs go for me, woof and woof all the time?

Why do dawgs STINK


Neither im just person i dont have a leg at each corner that wonld be just silly..............:laugh:

OFF TOPIC:-

See an advert for a gas staion "We sell gasoline to anybody in a glass jar"

[lagerland]

All said and done at the end of the day i do love a bit of pussy..................:laugh:

[Shady]

So why do dawgs go for me, woof and woof all the time?

"

because you knackered their car

[Meat-Head]

because you knackered their car


Apparntly you can get a thing called a 'bomb' that you put in a car that stinks of dawg and it gets rid of dawg smell.

Would do it with dawg in the car if was uptp me.

Do you have a job, or do you just spent 24/7 on DK?

[Shady]

i do yes.
thanks for caring :)

[cablefreejunkie]

,OH! i love it when the local chinese restaurant does a raid in my street,thats 3 different pairs of cats next door had in a year.


whats the name of the restaurant ? :puke:

[ray156]

i dont think we are as bad as manchester,imagine the thought of eating your own cat,remember the news a while ago,that 200 cat skins were found in a skip outside the back of a chinese restaurant.

[gc1966]

with 200 cat skins i would make a suit,fur shirt,fur socks,fur tie,fur jumper,hell,i would even make myself a fur jockstrap

oh the joy,ball to ball carpeting

[ALIBABA222]

cat--dog sorry

[johnna2112]

dog man here ( had boxers for about 27 yrs) also a african grey parrot man http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/johnna2112/clickies/GRAU_A11.gif lol

[dakarr]

I would say dog person. They just have more meat on them ;)-

[DOUGALMCD]

What about a blow up cat or dog do they stink or is that just after youv'e played with them. Ha Ha. I've always said smelly animal smelly master.

[deanw74]

definitely dogs for me,i have a German Shepherd and a Jack Russell

[Meat-Head]

definitely dogs for me,i have a German Shepherd and a Jack Russell

Do you also have a house that stinks of dawg?

[deanw74]

Do you also have a house that stinks of dawg?

nope unless you seen them you wouldn't even know we had any,apart from the barking!!!

[adedave]

I like dogs but my gf has a rabbit

[RedSpider]

i had a girlfriend who was a dog and i bought her a rabbit so that i wouldn't have to go near her again

[ray156]

I like dogs but my gf has a rabbit
bad news mate-your fired.

[bowie]

do you like dags?

[daithi]

im a dog person myself

[iacoopa]

I prefer dogs, I have an Aussie myself.

[johnna2112]

definitely dogs for me,i have a German Shepherd and a Jack Russell

im not to keen on German shepherds, i once got bit on the arse off one, worked out ok though & in the end he even introduced me to his dog http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/johnna2112/clickies/thumb.gif

[gmb45]

dugs any time :top: dont start me off on ~~~~ing cats :mad: used to have lurchers/russels for rabbiting/coursing, used to have a russel that was built like a bulldug, ace dug it was, have ago at any other dug didnt matter about the size lol i miss that dug :bawling:

[Meat-Head]

i miss that dug :bawling:

What you miss it like a broken arm.

did it smell bad and have the road sense of a dead goat?

[ashdom]

cat,- no doubts! :)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ashdom/2667082262/

[ChelseaBun]

i prefer highland cows. much cuter/ fluffier/ deadlier/ tastier... what more could you need in a pet? :)

[Liteace]

i prefer highland cows. much cuter/ fluffier/ deadlier/ tastier... what more could you need in a pet? :)

Problem with those it the size of the ~~~~~ing cat \ cow flap you have to install, at least they won't get stuck up trees

[Meat-Head]

Shady mate


BBC News - 'Dog attack' girl found dead in Atherton house (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21321953)

i was looking a punters car and his dawg bit my leg, the punter then has a dawg GROWLING at me - explain that

[skydive80]

I have a golden labrador free to good home or willing takaway




Craps when get excited(this includes when you have popped out for only 5 mins)
Takes bins out(rips apart outside bins)
Cleans pond(jumps in pond all the time)
Brings you post(chewed up)
Buried treasure(digs holes then uses head to cover up hole)
Burgler alarm(barks at everything and scaring the shite out me when watching films)

Apart from that a good dog.


Oh and when farts it makes green smoke and smells like the trainsporting toilet x 12321

[Meat-Head]

Craps when get excited(this includes when you have popped out for only 5 mins)
Takes bins out(rips apart outside bins)
Cleans pond(jumps in pond all the time)
Brings you post(chewed up)
Buried treasure(digs holes then uses head to cover up hole)
Burgler alarm(barks at everything and scaring the shite out me when watching films)
BUILT IN AIR FRESHNER - CAN CLEAR A CROWDED PUB IN 30 SECONDS
AIR FRESHNER FUNCTION ALSO USEFULL FOR GETTING RID OF UNWANTED GUESTS.



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[Kalipo]

Dont have cats/dogs...

Dont like cats/dogs..

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

Last week was doing a job on a site, next to the vechile, was a HUGH great DAWG, with no chain nor leash. Yes there was an employee of said company working on other end of same vechile, but felt uneasy with this big dawg there, would have been MUCH happier if was a cat.

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

Come 3 am stupid dawg next door starts yap yap woof for about 1200 seconds, just carried on, I do hope the owners found a house full of cr@p.

Meanwhile my imganary cat just stayed asleep on the bed

[garry1312]

Haha got to love the imaginary pets.

Cant say I am either or, like both but cats are certainly less work. Had to rehome a dog and cat together (odd pair, they really are you couldn't separate them) when I went down south to work. Still got a cat back home he moved out though and does his own thing, i.e. bullying every other cat in the crescent and a total killing machine, some size as well he's huge. Got to love him costs me nothing and will come up and see me from time to time for a wee clap if we happen to pass each other lol.

[Meat-Head]

Ion topic

was on my stolen cycle to work, this "ginger thing"
came from nowhere, was a Garfield(tm) type cat being chased by a Manky white/ginger cat

hit the brakes, should have left it going, minced cat, one less to
do turds in my garden then

[Meat-Head]

REFERENCE

The white cat with black spots, looks like a cow, ran off so fast unable
to get its name/address to post its shit through the letter box