What are you going to have on your gravestone

[tshirtman]

I'm going to have:

I'm an atheist - All dressed up and no where to go.

[maca]

Who the ~~~~ are you looking at :)

[nara]

FREE YOUR BODY AND SOUL
UNFOLD YOUR POWERFUL WINGS
CLIMB UP THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINS
KICK YOUR FEET UP IN THE AIR
YOU MAY NOW LIVE FOREVER
OR RETURN TO THIS EARTH
UNLESS YOU FEEL GOOD WHERE YOU ARE!



http://www.shapentone.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Wink_smiley.jpg

[Grizz]

"you're standing on me"

[ray156]

might as well kiss some serious butt.

[C64]

JTH form DW is an ORANGEMAN.

[janobi]

JTH form DW is an ORANGEMAN.

Lol but come on witchy. How long will this silly feud ensue?

Mine will say:

"here lies jan. Bugger!!"

[the man]

manlove


ps the boy told me he was 14 not 9 , twas lucky to get away with that

[gopher7]

Told you I wasn't well.

[GastonJ]

Plan failed....

[skegsagypsy]

Pray for my wife she's with my boyfriend !

[maca]

Dont give to charities look where it got me...

[Shady]

it was sams fault

[maca]

Sayers is the best (get bent ya dick ed )

[Snowy79]

I knew there wasn't such a thing as God.

[gc1966]

lifes too short to stand and stare at gravestones

now ~~~~ off and get on with stuff

[RedSpider]

I'm not having a gravestone. It will be a f**king monument.
I wish to have a nuclear weapon built into it with a proximity sensor that becomes active about 10 minutes after it's erected.
Then god help any f**ker that tries to dance on my grave.

[lagerland]

Here he lies long departed he came to shit but only farted.................:unionflag:

[gmb45]

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/74897-gmb45/albums/even-more/5883-meaty.jpg

[Meat-Head]

JTH form DW is an ORANGEMAN.


http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/74897-gmb45/albums/even-more/5883-meaty.jpg


Chuffing hell, MODS, ADMIN, ANYBODY important, het here now, that's two shite posts that need deleting.


As for my gravestone, really really don't care, not my problem, will be my neice and nephews problem, i have (am?) left them everything i own 50/50 when i'm brown bread.

Have no kids, want no kids.

DK VIP member, 2nd top shite poster, that will do me fine.

Meat

[ChelseaBun]

Typical men, I had to die just to get a bunch of flowers :)

[Meat-Head]

Typical men, I had to die just to get a bunch of flowers :)

Sadly, ain't going to happen, your to far away, but if you was local, i'd be banging on your door with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates right now.

[masur123]

On her back door?

[Meat-Head]

any door you want you want to bang on

[ChelseaBun]

Sadly, ain't going to happen, your to far away, but if you was local, i'd be banging on your door with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates right now.

:eek: :embarassed: aw man, send the chocolates in the post :roflmao:

[GastonJ]

:eek: :embarassed: aw man, send the chocolates in the post :roflmao:

I think he'd rather 'post' them lol

[Meat-Head]

:eek: :embarassed: aw man, send the chocolates in the post :roflmao:


Clearly NO OFFENSE INTENDED TO ANYBODY.
BUT, if Garry1312 never uploaded you flowers, seems a bit weird.

YEs money could be better spend on other things, but same old, why buy flowers for a dead person!

[happy_highlander]

~~~~ me is at that time already

[maca]

i just found 50p down here

[Shady]

that was mine.

[Meat-Head]

i just found 50p down here


that was mine.

correct, now belongs to maca58, so shut the chuff up.

[cgscott]

Here lies cgscott

R.I.P (Rotts in Peace)

[Bulld0g]

Maybe something like the Mayor of Hiroshima had. "Did you hear a bang then"

[maca]

Or micheal jacksons monkey "he left me for the kids"

[Bulld0g]

i was only blowing bubbles :dontknow:

[maca]

i left the gas on duh

[Mjolinor]

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning?s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft star-shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.

[Shady]

I am not there; I did not die.

yes you did

[maca]

~~~~ of mj this is serious

[andy91]

Lifes a Bitch! Then You Die.


Andy.

[Bulld0g]

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning?s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft star-shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.
:bawling: trust you Vic

[Meat-Head]

Sadly unable to link to the picture, but there is a grave in spain or somewhere

All in Spainish writing, but next to it it's translated to Inglish says

"Here lies Pedro, a brilliant, husband, fantastic fater, bad electrian"

[Bulld0g]

Sadly unable to link to the picture, but there is a grave in spain or somewhere

All in Spainish writing, but next to it it's translated to Inglish says

"Here lies Pedro, a brilliant, husband, fantastic fater, bad electrian"

:roflmao: only meaty

[Meat-Head]

:roflmao: only meaty

Well you have to beleive me, i'm nearlt at 11,000 posts.

Would link you a photo, but no idea where i saw it.

[Mjolinor]

Well you have to beleive me, i'm nearlt at 11,000 posts.

Would link you a photo, but no idea where i saw it.

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bad-electrician.jpg

[Meat-Head]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bad-electrician.jpg


HOW THE CHUFF DID YOU FIND THAT?????????

*THANKS*

[Shady]

by typing "bad electrician gravestone" into google :hmmmm:

[Mjolinor]

by typing "bad electrician gravestone" into google :hmmmm:

You giving my secrets away :eek:

[Meat-Head]

You giving my secrets away :eek:

if you speak fluent Eyetailan follow me, i'm just popping to Itatly to see if can leech that file for the garage section.

[Masterzad]

Guess my immortality potions was a fake

[Canker_Canison]

It would be a hard choice between.....

Stop staring! Get a ~~~~ing shovel & start digging... I can't breath in this bloody box!

Or my sig...

Animal, vegetable or mineral.
I'll do anything, to anything, with anything.

[Elric]

wake me up when N3 been cracked

:coffin:

[maca]

ha ha wrong cemetery

[cactikid]

gone shopping,need some clean jocks lol

[ecufix]

You ~~~~ers could have visited while I was alive

[Shamonee]

Smells like someones died down here

Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk

[skywash]

ouch that ~~~~ing hurt

[Lainie]

if i did get buried it would say



she did it her way

[johnboy1974]

Couldnt take my money- theres no pockets in a shroud.

[badapple]

I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL...:evil:
NOW WATCH OUT YOU BACKSTABBING ~~~~ERS, HERE I COME!

[ray156]

a dogs point of view.

you ~~~~ers locked the gates to keep me out,
but i got in-in the end.



its a picture of my 2 kids at greyfriars bobby's headstone,had to cut faces out for legal reasons.

[Meat-Head]

so what if the last letter and you chip the headstone then what?
.
or you update the wrong one?

[Hoppy01]

"It must have been that dodgey 19th pint"

[Meat-Head]

greyfriars bobby's headstone,had to cut faces out for legal reasons.


Who?
Legal reasons, or cos there spotty teenagers lol

[ray156]

Who?
Legal reasons, or cos there spotty teenagers lol

legal.cause would get a solicitors letter from their mums,for display on internet.

[Kalipo]

DIED - From not forwarding that email to 10 people.

[DOUGALMCD]

What a load off my mind.http://www.guitarpug.com/wp-content/uploads/guitarpug/2008/07/tombstone0719.jpg http://mytimemattersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/weird-tombstone.jpg

[a911]

died on line

[smokin]

My name is Lestor Moore

So here lies Les Moore
Died at the hands of a 44
Took 4 bullets
No less, no more

RIP

[smokin]

Otherwise best said like this:

I told you I was sick.

[manxspud]

http://i47.tinypic.com/30b016u.png

[Meat-Head]

legal.cause would get a solicitors letter from their mums,for display on internet.

tell their mums to sod off - you have saved them a job of deciding what their DK avatair's going to be.

[firestorm]

Still think it was man flu.