Answer question with a question

[RedSpider]

I saw this on another site and found it amusing. the thread had been running for about 9 months with nearly 1000 posts.
quite simple. I ask a question, your answer must be another question.
here goes.

What are you doing here?

[jasbo7]

do you think I'm stupid?

[RedSpider]

isn't that what i seen written on a toilet wall?

[cantona7]

where you in the toilet with another man ???

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Did you finish the toilet roll?

[RedSpider]

did you want me to leave you some?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

So was it you who was sat on the bog ****'ng?

[RedSpider]

was you listening? was you getting off on it?

[Lanxman]

WTF.... is this thread all about??? I'm leaving well alone after this post, or am I?

[RedSpider]

could you not have ended with a question?

[Lanxman]

better? no?

[RedSpider]

Is that the best you can do?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Couldnt you use some sense?

[RedSpider]

Have you got any spare?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Damn, how do i answer that?

[RedSpider]

couldn't you change the subject and hope nobody notices?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

What to? Panty colours?

[RedSpider]

is that something you know a lot about?

[C64]

I wear womans panties.

Do you wear womans panties?

[RedSpider]

are you coming on to me?

[Lanxman]

I wear womans panties.

Do you wear womans panties?

I don't, But I've thought about it. Am I normal?

[RedSpider]

hasn't everyone?

[cantona7]

does my bum look big in them ????

[RedSpider]

what answer would be less offensive? massive or colossal?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

What size panties do you wear?

[RedSpider]

why? are you going to buy me some?

[jasbo7]

should you always buy your own?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Now you spoilt the suprise havent you?

[RedSpider]

did you not cosider whether a surprise would be any good for my heart condition?

[jasbo7]

Have you ever had it seen to?

[RedSpider]

might have. what's with all the questions? are you the police?

[jasbo7]

are you terrorising me?

[RedSpider]

not you personally. just western civilisation. are you going to grass me up?

[Bulld0g]

oops too l8 sorry. ignore this guys.

[jasbo7]

No! but do you have chip on your shoulder?

[Bulld0g]

Yes i have. Have you got a problem with that ?

[jasbo7]

would you like to eat it or toss it?

[RedSpider]

would you toss it for him?

[jasbo7]

have you not seen the shrink yet?

[RedSpider]

the shrink? are you talking about your penis?

[jasbo7]

are you hung up on you sexuality or something?

[RedSpider]

question is are you hung up on my sexuality?

[jasbo7]

with the amount of questions you ask are you a woman?

[RedSpider]

would you like me to be?

[Krypton]

can i have 50p?

[lfc4life]

i want a fiver??

[Bulld0g]

What for ?

[RedSpider]

will you buy me a present?

[lfc4life]

i may go for a drink you coming ????

[RedSpider]

do u mean like out on a date?

[lfc4life]

No man! For a piss up?

[RedSpider]

piss up? does that mean it will involve drinking carling piss?

[lfc4life]

no! never drink that crap! You like it ?

[Krypton]

he called it pi55. what do you reckon?

[gizmo.1484]

WTF is this thread all about? Seams a lot off gibberish 5hit to me what is the point?

[RedSpider]

does anyone drink it?

[Krypton]

does any one drink gibberish 5hit? what kind of question is that?

[RedSpider]

is gibberish 5hit brewed in england ?

[mpeg]

or is it brewed on the island of gibberish?:party ::party :

[Krypton]

is that an actual place?

[pablo13]

oh me oh my im confused

[despdan]

who the f**k is alice?

[hugh jarse]

why oh why?

[chunder]

Why not, eh? Why not?

[chunder]

Can you answer that?

[thered]

i can answer this though can you

[Bulld0g]

I probably could, but do you think i should ?

[forntida]

are you capable of answering:questionmark:

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

do you even aav a heart?

[cantona7]

yes i have a heart!,do you have any balls??

[jasbo7]

is there anything else you would like to know?

[lfc4life]

Is the weather going to be good at the weekend ? :)

[jasbo7]

can you not see out the window ?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

11.02am on a friday is not the weekend..is it not?

[lfc4life]

can you not see out the window ?

no my blinds were shut this morning? Can you not tell me?

[HiTeck]

Well open your door and look for yourself or are you in hiding after the embarrassment of your loss lol ???

[lfc4life]

Well open your door and look for yourself or are you in hiding after the embarrassment of your loss lol ???

No i am not because as lfc we will come out on top!! Of those toffee men again. Its now too easy to top them and if it wasn't for rafa the stupid gaffer we wud be top gaffer lol

I ask this you looking forward to old trafford playing us?

[HiTeck]

I am indeed, are you prepared to loose? and are you getting used to it now lol

[felix1]

is it just me, or is every one thats posted in this thread off the chain?

OH does that include me now?

[cantona7]

what chain is that ????

[lfc4life]

Is is a supermarket chain???

[cantona7]

do you prefer bondage chains???

[jasbo7]

how do you like to be tied up?

[lfc4life]

no do you? Bet you like them real tight lol

[cantona7]

can you take it real tight???

[lfc4life]

I wouldn't know never tried it lol !Bet you have ? :D

[jasbo7]

is everybody on Digital Kaos into kinky sex?

[lfc4life]

Well i will leave that upto you too decide ??? lol

[jasbo7]

or is it just that the girls demand it?

[lfc4life]

Depends how demanding the girl is???

[jasbo7]

well girls, how demanding are you?

[lfc4life]

no but maybe i shud be ?? lol

[jasbo7]

do you think you should be a girl?

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Whats 1+7+4?

[cantona7]

12 is this your homework ???

[jasbo7]

are you helping sadiq with his iq?

[cantona7]

do you think i should???

[gmb45]

do you think i should??? what should you do?

[clockwork]

.................lol

[cantona7]

but do you think i already have ???

[gmb45]

but do you think i already have ???maybe but do you need it?

[forntida]

Of course I need it. Problem is, where do I get it?

[mpeg]

where do you get what?

[cantona7]

what are you offering???

[forntida]

where are you going with this?:hmmmm:

[cantona7]

you tell me,where do you want me to do it???

[leza]

what was the question again

[cantona7]

you say what the question is,have you got one ????

[Takeshi]

so I herd u liek mudkips?

[forntida]

Do you think that was a question?

[opsmonkey]

The same could be said about yours could it not..?

[cantona7]

do you really think so ????

[gmb45]

do you really think so ????i think so,but what would everybody else think????

[cgscott]

Not everyone will reply to that question..or will they?

[cantona7]

i would-would you ???

[mpeg]

i just did but will anyone else ??:hmmmm:

[cgscott]

Pretty obvious this thread wont reach 1000 posts.

I'll watch while i have a cuppa. Anyone want one?

[cantona7]

do you have stella instead???

[jasbo7]

Yes i do. why don't you think so ?

[cgscott]

Just cant see it going that far.

People dont have the time between work to post all the time do they?

[forntida]

I'm retired. Have you not retired yet?

[cgscott]

No another 40 years before i retire.

Hard life isn't it?

[cantona7]

compared to people on the asian sub-continent do you think our life is hard????

[lfc4life]

Yes i do! we have to put with so much crap from our foreign friends in the uk. We are suppose too accommodate them there won't accommodate them! What are we supposed too do ???

[cgscott]

Maybe we should move to they're countries.

Think that would help?

[lfc4life]

No why should we? should the government do more to move them on?l :D

[gmb45]

No why should we? should the government do more to move them on?l :Ddo you think this countries been sold out?

[cantona7]

sold out!!!would you want to buy it ???

[gmb45]

sold out!!!would you want to buy it ???would ?1 do?

[cantona7]

for ?1,would you want a reciept????

[gmb45]

for ?1,would you want a reciept????would the receipt be worth a quid?

[forntida]

Is a quid worth a quid nowadays?

[cgscott]

Was a quid ever worth anything since the euro came in and squashed us?

[jasbo7]

what can you get for a quid now ?

[Jaffa]

what can you get for a quid now ?

Pukka pies are a quid in Tesco. Who ate all the pies ???

[cgscott]

what can you get for a quid now ?

A lottery ticket. Is yours on for tonight?

[lfc4life]

A lottery ticket. Is yours on for tonight?

Or a pint of beer at weatherspoons :)

[cantona7]

would you get a whole pint for ?1???

[lfc4life]

would you get a whole pint for ?1???

yes from wetherspoons

[cantona7]

i dont have a weatherspoons near me,will you buy me one and post it ???

[forntida]

Where do you want it posted to?

[HiTeck]

Are you asking for his address?

[camelv]

are you going to give him his address

[HiTeck]

I dont know it, do you?

[cantona7]

if you knew my address would you send it to me ???

[gmb45]

if you knew my address would you send it to me ???is you letter box big enough???

[cantona7]

would it not be special delivery,with that the postman knocks does he not ???

[gmb45]

would it not be special delivery,with that the postman knocks does he not ???yeh but what if your out???

[cantona7]

are you just trying to think of excuses not to send me a ?1 beer ????

[gmb45]

are you just trying to think of excuses not to send me a ?1 beer ????what would you expect from an alcoholic???

[cantona7]

just an empty beer container perhaps?????

[gmb45]

just an empty beer container perhaps?????or empty 3 litre white cider bottle maybe???

[forntida]

Have you ever tried to compose a question?:shot:

[gmb45]

Have you ever tried to compose a question?:shot:how do you start?

[cantona7]

at the beginning !!would you not agree???

[deegnm]

Can i start at the end and work my way back?

[jasbo7]

are you chinese?

[HiTeck]

are you Japanese?

[deegnm]

Or am i just backwards?

[cgscott]

In what sense do you mean backwards?

[deegnm]

I'm the one asking the questions here so you tell me?

[cantona7]

if you are backwards,do you still walk forwards???

[sandiemag]

What was the original question?

:banghead:

[forntida]

Why didn't you answer it?

[jasbo7]

answer what?

[HiTeck]

The question, or did you not read it?

[jasbo7]

oh! i read it but was that the right question?

[HiTeck]

I dont know, which question are you referring to?

[gmb45]

The same question everyone ask's, why am I here???why is any of us here?

[gmb45]

The same question everyone ask's, why am I here???

questions! 2473

[cantona7]

we are obviosly here to answer the question!!,are we not ????

[gmb45]

we are obviosly here to answer the question!!,are we not ????yes but do we know the answer???2480

[forntida]

Why would you throw tins of sardines into the sea?:shot:

[gmb45]

Why would you throw tins of sardines into the sea?:shot:why would you buy them in the first place??? :puke:

[camelv]

are you saying you dont like sardines???

[forntida]

Do Greek sardines have Omega in them?:hmmmm:

[HiTeck]

How did you get on the subject of sardines? :dontknow:

[camelv]

do seagulls like the barbecue flavored ones?

[jasbo7]

who likes barbies?

[camelv]

which barbie are you talking about?

[cantona7]

do you think we should have a dk barbie????

[HiTeck]

I thought Laxman was DK's Barbie lol or are you talking about a barbecue?.

[lfc4life]

I thought Laxman was DK's Barbie lol or are you talking about a barbecue?.

he is lol but who is his ken? any takers? :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[cantona7]

if i decide to be ken,who will be my barbie ???

[caveman_nige]

Don't you think that Bella Emberg is good enough?

http://www.benham.co.uk/Images/Products/small/UFP1630.jpg

[cantona7]

do you not think the delectable bella is out of us mere mortal mens league ???

[lfc4life]

if i decide to be ken,who will be my barbie ???

no way! lol ! but could just eat a barbecue chicken! could you ?

[cantona7]

if she was available would you not want bella as much as i do ????

[lfc4life]

no never lol ! you would tho!? lol

[cantona7]

surely a real woman like the bella is every mans dream is it not???

[dsocket]

What is the best image for DM500?

[lfc4life]

What is the best image for DM500?

Well go and look in the dreambox forum lol ! And i hate working saturdays do you?

[RedSpider]

who was that fool?

[HiTeck]

Why would you call him/her a fool?

[jasbo7]

do you know him/her then?

[forntida]

I don't know anybody, do you?

[cgscott]

Not knowing anyone.

You must lead a lonely life. Do you?

[babarali]

Does soladirty class as loneliness?

[demonbuggy]

are you wierd or what?

[C64]

I'm the weirdest person I know.

But I'm farting a sort of eggy smell, can anyone smell it?

[cantona7]

i can!!

i find it erotic,do you ???

[C64]

Why would I find farts erotic?

[forntida]

Did you think someone was blowing you kissses?

[cantona7]

do you think i'm the sort of peeps to get kisses blown at them????

[maca]

with your looks what do you think

[cantona7]

i think i'm lovely !!are you chatting me up????

[RedSpider]

do you want me to? is that your kind of thing?

[camelv]

do you want to fight me for him spider?

[forntida]

Don't you realise Spider has the advantage on the web?

[caveman_nige]

would he have the same advantage if he met him speed dating?

[queenmaker]

hi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[RedSpider]

what kind of question was that?

[gmb45]

what kind of question was that?who knows ?

[sandiemag]

Who cares?

[aoreardon]

What's going on here? Am I still drunk?

[aoreardon]

Good idea- the kids wont seem as loud !:tee:




:celticscarf:

[RedSpider]

Have you considered getting your kids drunk instead?

[aoreardon]

They dont need drink- they're off their trollies anyway!

[aoreardon]

Since they're OFF their trolly - the trolly's rolled down the hill into a river - so we're knackered unless there's any spare trollies out there-are there?

[RedSpider]

does that mean that you've soiled your trolleys?

[aoreardon]

Yes- can you help?

[RedSpider]

that depends. how bad is the damage?

[aoreardon]

The polluted river has melted the wheels- can we use something else?

[jasbo7]

what polluted river are you going on about?

[forntida]

Is the ayr polluted too?

[HiTeck]

Is the ayr polluted too?

Is what polluted?

[RedSpider]

is this just gibberish?

[Bulld0g]

Yes i think it is gibberish. Don't you ?

[camelv]

is the word gibberish really a word?

[RedSpider]

is camelv really a word?

[HiTeck]

its a name, isn't it?

[RedSpider]

is it even that though? how is it pronounced? cam-elv? camel- v?

[forntida]

Is what polluted?

did you not know that ayr was a river?

[HiTeck]

did you not know that ayr was a river?

Ahh I see :shot:, did you know it's also a racecourse?

[forntida]

Yes. Did you know that is where they hold the sunday Market?

[gmb45]

Yes. Did you know that is where they hold the sunday Market?what was the question???

[forntida]

what was the question???

Have you a short term memory?

Have you a short term memory?

Have you a short term memory?

Have you a short term memory?:hmmmm:

[camelv]

isnt ayr something we breath?

[forntida]

y ave u got it wrong?

[jasbo7]

do you not know the answer?

[thered]

yes but im bisexual are you

[jasbo7]

are you really?

[thered]

yes i like both men and animals do you

[jasbo7]

like the texan said i'm lesbian but do the claws not hurt ?

[RedSpider]

i am also bisexual. i buy it all the time. do you know any cheaper prossies?

[jasbo7]

whats a prossie?

[caveman_nige]

have you met my mum?

[jasbo7]

comon tell me what it is?

[RedSpider]

im sure you know the answer. haven't you ever murdered one?

[forntida]

no, have you?