the police

[gc1966]

the police came to my door and showed me a picture of my wife

"do you recognise this person"they asked
"of course i replied,that is my wife"
they said"i am afraid it looks like she has been in a major accident with a bus sir"

"i know"i replied "but the sex is fantastic and she is good with the kids"

[blastwind]

very nice!

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

i dont get it:( someone care to explain?

[benny/9]

i dont get it:( someone care to explain?
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they said " i am afraid it looks like she has been in a major accident
with a bus sir"


it's the play on the statement that she's ugly,lol

[Johnner]

Only got that one now,having read it last night !!