RETIRING

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

It is with some regret that I would like to inform my fellow members of DK that I have now retired.

I have disposed of my equipment to an existing operator, who will, I am sure, make the best use of it.

I am intending to remain on the forum for as long as my health allows it..........probably another ten years.

My collection of datasets will be sold at the next " Help the needy asylum seekers" charity auction.


:party ::party ::party :

[javyb]

You don't wanna end up where Colin Michael Ogle is at your age

[adam28]

Good luck Eric
Looking at your Avator its about time you retired lol

[binken]

It is with some regret that I would like to inform my fellow members of DK that I have now retired.

I have disposed of my equipment to an existing operator, who will, I am sure, make the best use of it.

I am intending to remain on the forum for as long as my health allows it..........probably another ten years.

My collection of datasets will be sold at the next " Help the needy asylum seekers" charity auction.


:party ::party ::party :

Why you retiering ?

[PremierD]

Coz He is an Old Fud .. just like a few of us on here .. :)

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Why you retiering ?

forgot!.....................

[smartymarti]

I thought the Alzheimer's. wasn't that bad and the deafness was partial , suppose the eyes have gone and all the traveling with incontinence can't be easy , good luck in the knackers yard old chap ill miss those late night barbled chats we had and never understood x

[batandball]

forgot!.....................

Some good old Tyres here

[captain crackers]

Seriously Eric, if you are retiring, my c*cks a bloater! Arthur.

[Johnner]

Seriously Eric, if you are retiring, my c*cks a bloater! Arthur.


It's a bloater,or caught in the toaster ?

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Why you retiering ?

jus remembered.............gonna consentrayte on me `obby.


cross country ski-ing.

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

I thought the Alzheimer's. wasn't that bad and the deafness was partial , suppose the eyes have gone and all the traveling with incontinence can't be easy , good luck in the knackers yard old chap ill miss those late night barbled chats we had and never understood x

thanks jimmy, ave you still got the copper pipe you promised me?
[makin` a mk2 version for the xmas tipple]

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Seriously Eric, if you are retiring, my c*cks a bloater! Arthur.



Well troy sum o`dis me owl mate.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1280&bih=555&tbm=isch&tbnid=VXfOLBVQRS7KJM:&imgrefurl=http://cupofjoepowell.blogspot.com/2012/07/bloater-paste-punting-and-glamorous.html&docid=qi7DEbdRWtyFsM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oLE06X59D5I/SQ2xOILEhQI/AAAAAAAAANo/5u4lGj_-74A/s400/02-11-2008%252B13-51-40.jpg&w=195&h=218&ei=wTK7UNu2OqSS0QWIrICgCA&zoom=1

[nomis]

It is with some regret that I would like to inform my fellow members of DK that I have now retired.

I have disposed of my equipment to an existing operator, who will, I am sure, make the best use of it.

I am intending to remain on the forum for as long as my health allows it..........probably another ten years.

My collection of datasets will be sold at the next " Help the needy asylum seekers" charity auction.


:party ::party ::party :
Respect ....................
So promise me after next month of retirement !
I pay 2,735*2 km diesel ... lol

Edit: I am Serious mate ...

[justy22]

It is with some regret that I would like to inform my fellow members of DK that I have now retired.

I have disposed of my equipment to an existing operator, who will, I am sure, make the best use of it.

I am intending to remain on the forum for as long as my health allows it..........probably another ten years.

My collection of datasets will be sold at the next " Help the needy asylum seekers" charity auction.


:party ::party ::party :

Can I ask what kit u had , always interested to know what wise old codgers use

[Meat-Head]

Can I ask what kit u had , always interested to know what wise old codgers use

Would like to second that.

Also assimng you already have sesied trading, perhaps you could now tell of your various cock ups over the years (think it was you)

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Can I ask what kit u had , always interested to know what wise old codgers use

DP3,Enigma,Vagdashprog,Abrites,Ultraprog,Carprog,R osfar,ETL 912,ETL 908,NEC programmer, Xprog,UPA,Dashfixer,Tacho Universal,Vagcom,Star,Planet,Opcom and some bits and bobs.

[Meat-Head]

Xprog,3 X UPA,and some bits and bobs.


were the bits and bots genuine?

perhaps you could tell us more about the IN-corrections and weird costomers?

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Would like to second that.

Also assimng you already have sesied trading, perhaps you could now tell of your various cock ups over the years (think it was you)

Too many cock ups to list.

removing an S class cluster and disconnecting the dash plug before
getting said cluster out of the way, then watching customers face as steering wheel automatically returns to default position, crunching and breaking the glass was a memorable moment.[5 years ago]

Leaving a solder blob shorting out the plus and ground on a Ford Ranger then observing the smoke when I plugged it in [3 months ago]

setting the headlining on fire with the soldering iron.

Backing into the customers nearly new Merc, need I go on?

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

were the bits and bots genuine?

perhaps you could tell us more about the IN-corrections and weird costomers?

okay you got me, x prog, tacho universal, star, planet,nec,opcom..all clones

[Johnner]

You is a class act man. !!

[Meat-Head]

Too many cock ups to list.
need I go on?


Yes your retired, you now will be woundering how you had time to work.

So you can make a MEGGGA post here.

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f152/whats-your-biggest-fu-k-up-66871/

Would be intresting to know what you did to rectifty the problems.

The merc glass bet that was dear.

[z786]

sell me ur fone line :D

also remember one thing,

no matter how rich a beggar gets, he will always beg

u my friend will be back on road in a few weeks lol

have fun

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Yes your retired, you now will be woundering how you had time to work.

So you can make a MEGGGA post here.

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f152/whats-your-biggest-fu-k-up-66871/

Would be intresting to know what you did to rectifty the problems.

The merc glass bet that was dear.

1. Shook up a can of coke and put out fire with squirt.

2. Begged an S class cluster off local Merc dealers warranty return pile.

3.Desoldered blob and repaired burnt out track with kynor on inner pcb on Ranger.

[electromech]

Too many cock ups to list.

removing an S class cluster and disconnecting the dash plug before
getting said cluster out of the way, then watching customers face as steering wheel automatically returns to default position, crunching and breaking the glass was a memorable moment.[5 years ago]

Leaving a solder blob shorting out the plus and ground on a Ford Ranger then observing the smoke when I plugged it in [3 months ago]

setting the headlining on fire with the soldering iron.

Backing into the customers nearly new Merc, need I go on?

No one is perfect M8.....at least you grown up enuf to post your **** ups ...I will crash the DK server if where to list all mine

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

So you can make a MEGGGA post here.

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f152/whats-your-biggest-fu-k-up-66871/
.


I have posted there.....

[tranzavanza]

DP3,Enigma,Vagdashprog,Abrites,Ultraprog,Carprog,R osfar,ETL 912,ETL 908,NEC programmer, Xprog,UPA,Dashfixer,Tacho Universal,Vagcom,Star,Planet,Opcom and some bits and bobs.

I really wish all those great tools together could roll back not only odometers. good think is: years go away but experience stays.

Never got a chance to be your friend or even know you. but as a member of the community I wish you well...

[yugo45]

People like us never retire . It is in your bold and trust me after sometime we will touch the tool no matter what we say.
Wish you the best .

[stefaudio]

TULGEYWOODMAN (http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/107756-tulgeywoodman/) hi frend and big RESPECT

***1058;here's something funny in any retirement

There is nothing left to learn the hard way

Clothes and shoes that you buy you will not wear out

If you get hungry you can dine in 16.00.

You can live without SEX but not without glasses

Have guests and neighbors did not even know about it.

You know what the weather will be on your joints instead of the weather forecast

You are sure that your friends will keep your secret because I do not remember

:):):):):):)

[qubits]

Too many cock ups to list.

removing an S class cluster and disconnecting the dash plug before
getting said cluster out of the way, then watching customers face as steering wheel automatically returns to default position, crunching and breaking the glass was a memorable moment.[5 years ago]


watch the same customer's face as s/he finds out you're retired from doing "work" on mercedes :)

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

watch the same customer's face as s/he finds out you're retired from doing "work" on mercedes :)

Actually I am semi retired!ask Arthur, I only do easy jobs

[captain crackers]

Yes that is correct Tulgeywoodman now only works 9 days a week and he sold me the cowboy outfit he used to wear when fitting can blockers to BMW, Mercedes and Renault's.

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Today's easy job was removing cluster from 1998 Audi convertible,ended up removing the engine and the steering column and the seats!

[Meat-Head]

Did you think what the hell is this steel cable?

protecn 10 or something

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

I had to use acetylene to help me:abnormal:

[Johnner]

I had to use acetylene to help me:abnormal:

And that's not the girl from the Motor Factors either,Meaty !!

[DARFVADER]

DP3,Enigma,Vagdashprog,Abrites,Ultraprog,Carprog,R osfar,ETL 912,ETL 908,NEC programmer, Xprog,UPA,Dashfixer,Tacho Universal,Vagcom,Star,Planet,Opcom and some bits and bobs.
Dont see your digiprog clone on the list ,, are you keeping that !

[captain crackers]

It's there at the end of the list. Bits and bobs! Arthur.

[chrismoore02]

Dont see your digiprog clone on the list ,, are you keeping that !

When was the digiwigy bought??????? This Thread is from 2012!!!

[captain crackers]

Hey Chris, I will make sure TULGEYWOODMAN sends you his old hacksaw blades when he finally retires. Arthur.

[chrismoore02]

Hey Chris, I will make sure TULGEYWOODMAN sends you his old hacksaw blades when he finally retires. Arthur.
Im ok for old hacksaw blades thankyou. Could do with some corned beef tin keys though dont suppose you could help out :)

[captain crackers]

Corned beef tin keys? Luxury. I have to use an old penknife. The type you use to get boy scouts out of horses hooves. Corned beef tin keys indeed! Arthur.

[qubits]

Hey Chris, I will make sure TULGEYWOODMAN sends you his old hacksaw blades when he finally retires. Arthur.
I heard back in the days, ignition keys were much bigger and hacksmith.. err I mean locksmith were using hacksaw blades to retrieve broken keys in the locks.
Don't be surprised if you see an unidentified semiretired person with a sawblade in his pocket and roaming around parking lots trying to find jobs :)

[Meat-Head]

Had Sussex (iShit Failiure) with scraping the end of the brass clean, solder price of wire to it, close eyes give it a good tug

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Seriously Eric, if you are retiring, my c*cks a bloater! Arthur.

after a couple of years in semi retirement and looking after Arthurs bloater, I thought another few months of this might do me good.

[davecooper47]

I resent being called Arthurs bloater!!! I've been on a diet you know?????

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Yes I see you are down to a modest 19 stone,
it's amazing what you can achieve when you cut the McDonald's down to only 5 visits a day..........

[Meat-Head]

When you cut the McDonald's down to only 5 visits a day..........

http://www.eater.com/2015/5/11/8587327/mcdonalds-gut-bacteria-college-kid-study-scary-fast-food

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

Ah well, back to KFC then.........