mickeyboy
13th December, 2012, 05:20 PM
Wife : hey can you cut the grass please
Husband : do I look like a gardener
Wife : can you fix the toilet
Husband : do I look like a plumber
(Husband goes to work and comes back and everything is fixed)
Husband : did you do this :O
Wife : no your brother came round and said he would do it if I made him a burger or a blow job
Husband : you made him a burger ..right??
Wife : do I ****ing look like burger king ?
Husband : do I look like a gardener
Wife : can you fix the toilet
Husband : do I look like a plumber
(Husband goes to work and comes back and everything is fixed)
Husband : did you do this :O
Wife : no your brother came round and said he would do it if I made him a burger or a blow job
Husband : you made him a burger ..right??
Wife : do I ****ing look like burger king ?