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ecufix
16th January, 2013, 03:55 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does
it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the
idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a
Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many

jaws2
16th January, 2013, 06:52 PM
just resent lol

GastonJ
16th January, 2013, 07:27 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many

You can but it bloody well hurts lol

DOUGALMCD
16th January, 2013, 10:41 PM
Love it but I won't have sex with you. lol

griff
16th January, 2013, 10:57 PM
Brilliant ha

Meat-Head
16th January, 2013, 11:03 PM
3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.



Can you verify that please seems to be false

what about put your left hand where your right hand can't touch it - your right elbow

ajax2061
16th January, 2013, 11:51 PM
going to say my fav response to 'impossible' claims

Nothing is impossible just highly improbable

RedSpider
17th January, 2013, 11:34 AM
9 and 10 are incorrect.
As is number 2 - I can wash my eyes with soap. It hurt but I've done it. I probably won't do it again but I still have the ability to do so.

lagerland
17th January, 2013, 11:39 AM
Originally Posted by ecufix http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/images/styles/digital/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f4/impossibilities-world-314530/#post1838591)

2) You are human.


That's debatable..............:laugh:

theskull
18th January, 2013, 01:13 AM
When you wipe your butt, I bet you never have looked to see what your other hand is doing

ecufix
18th January, 2013, 08:21 AM
When you wipe your butt, I bet you never have looked to see what your other hand is doing
It could be blocking your nose .lol