stuckylad
29th January, 2013, 07:50 AM
A man sees a sign outside a house -
'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the
owner appears and tells him the dog can be
viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador
Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing
the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your
story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the
government, so I told the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
imagined that a dog would be
eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years. But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed
up for a job at Heathrow to do some
undercover security work, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded several medals. I got married, had
a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the
house and asks the owner how much he
wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"?10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so
cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never
been out of the garden.!! :guns:
'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the
owner appears and tells him the dog can be
viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador
Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing
the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your
story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the
government, so I told the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
imagined that a dog would be
eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years. But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed
up for a job at Heathrow to do some
undercover security work, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded several medals. I got married, had
a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the
house and asks the owner how much he
wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"?10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so
cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never
been out of the garden.!! :guns: