dixie74
21st February, 2013, 03:21 PM
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch
together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
... Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?' Once again the
little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'. A little
later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?'
Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my a$s'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f*** yourself'. Grandma made these for me.
together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
... Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?' Once again the
little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'. A little
later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your a$s?'
Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my a$s'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f*** yourself'. Grandma made these for me.