Maddog
17th March, 2009, 03:59 PM
Are you still blonde ?
>>A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
>> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
>> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>>
>> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
>> the
>> woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
>> just
>> fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:
>>
>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
>>
>> 2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>>
>> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
>>
>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
>> lifter.
>>
>> 5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
>>
>> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
>>
>> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
>> Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
>>A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
>> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
>> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>>
>> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
>> the
>> woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
>> just
>> fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:
>>
>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
>>
>> 2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>>
>> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
>>
>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
>> lifter.
>>
>> 5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
>>
>> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
>>
>> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
>> Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."