help please !

[pangchow]

I am a newbie with a f5 box , I have installed new channel list etc but where would I find someone kind enough to send me a " gift "?

Thanks in advance (crawl , crawl)

[badboy1965]

nobody will send that item,not allowed to talk about that on here google is your frind ,please read the rules before posting

[P&D]

Lapland but only once a year
The lazy get only works 1 day a year

Not a bad job tho lol
I've applyed for the job but didn't reply to my email.....i sent a great CV

Guess i would have to change my name to Santa Claus LMFAO