sukib
28th May, 2008, 09:35 AM
Belfast zoo had a female gorilla that caused concern to the zookeeper. She was in "season" and there was not a male gorilla in Belfast zoo to mate with her. The zookeeper was worried about her as she wasn't eating, and getting worse by the day.
The zookeepers assistant had a brainwave, he said, what about big john the part time worker who mucked out the animal cages in the zoo. I hear he's fond of sex and not too fussy what she looks like. The zookeeper said ,but this is a gorilla we're talking about he'd never, or would he?
Next morning the keeper called john into his office. He said john this is awkward, but im desperate. He told john the problem about the gorilla, and asked, would you mate with her for ?500? John went silent, then said he'd think about it overnight.
Next morning john came to the keepers office.
The keeper said well john will you do it?
John replied yes, but under three conditions,
1 i don't have to kiss her on the lips. The keeper agreed.
2 Nobody knows about this ever!! The keeper agreed.
3You give me another week to scrape up the ?500
The zookeepers assistant had a brainwave, he said, what about big john the part time worker who mucked out the animal cages in the zoo. I hear he's fond of sex and not too fussy what she looks like. The zookeeper said ,but this is a gorilla we're talking about he'd never, or would he?
Next morning the keeper called john into his office. He said john this is awkward, but im desperate. He told john the problem about the gorilla, and asked, would you mate with her for ?500? John went silent, then said he'd think about it overnight.
Next morning john came to the keepers office.
The keeper said well john will you do it?
John replied yes, but under three conditions,
1 i don't have to kiss her on the lips. The keeper agreed.
2 Nobody knows about this ever!! The keeper agreed.
3You give me another week to scrape up the ?500