stepan razin

[zaphodbb]

just posted a music vid by the new seekers and gf said it was about cossak pirate called stepan razin.... who cares wont bore u with all the blah blah but this is wot happened to him hmmm tough ti**y i say

Fearing the loss of their freedom and autonomy, Cossack elders captured Razin and one of his brothers, and delivered them to Moscow. After Tsar Alexis interrogated Stepan, executioners flogged him, separated his legs and arms from the joints, branded him with a hot iron, then shaved his head and dripped freezing water on it. On six July 1671, Stepan was executed in Red Square. His head and limbs were mounted on stakes and the rest of his body was fed to the dogs. Stepan?s brother, sat in a prison for five years before he was beheaded. Stepan?s mother and uncle were also executed... hey shit happens

[Mr Pumpy]

They should do that to the Murderers and phaedophiles and maybe a few cats too.

[chroma]

This has got me thinking about terrorism and how to prevent it.

We get societies worst deviants and publicly execute them in horrific ways that will be broadcast nationaly at half time during football.

news will catch on fast and any would be terrorists would be all "**** messing with those psychos if thats what they do to their own."
additional benifits:
Tax would lower due to less having to be pumped into the failing prison system.
Money cold be generated from making it a betting event and seeing how long the victim could survive before death is pronounced.

We could invent a new sport, a football field full of traps like fire pits and spikes and stuff. unleash the mechanical tigers or something.
combatants run around with a steel spiked concrete ball and play "king of the hill" the concept being the last man standing with the ball in his posession would be granted an official pardon. everyone else dies. the ball can be used as a weapon, but extracting a spikey ball from some poor paedos coupon could prove to be difficult whilst being rushed by rapists and murderers.
The ratings would be awesome, ant and dec could present and we could have a phone in for the rest of the nation, cause everyone loves phoning in to ant and dec shit.

it would paint us as a nation of madmen and that would make the rest of the world nervous and us less of a target. we could have billboards saying "mohammed says its awwwwwright" to sweeten the deal to the muslims so we dont look like infadels.
its a gold mine guys.