ViperIKP
6th October, 2013, 03:37 PM
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1: - I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
2: - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3: - Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4: - Hey, you must've been doin' about 225 Kph to keep up with me. Good job!
5: - Are You Andy or Barney?
6: - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7: - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8: - I pay your salary!
9: - Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10: - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11: - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12: - When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1: - I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
2: - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3: - Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4: - Hey, you must've been doin' about 225 Kph to keep up with me. Good job!
5: - Are You Andy or Barney?
6: - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7: - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8: - I pay your salary!
9: - Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10: - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11: - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12: - When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"