alone

[stevielucky]

this guy was on an island alone for four years when one day a young lady was washed up on the beach not breathing the guy gives her mouth to mouth coming too she says thanks for saving my life how long have you been here she asks about four years he reples and what do you live on she asks he says bannanas apples fish and so on then she asks what do you do for sex he answers well there is a tree over there with a whole just made for me thats what i use well for saving my life i will give you the real thing true to her word she lays on the ground and opens her legs at that momment he runs up and kicks her hard between the legs she groans with pain and said whats that for he says i was just checking for squirrels.