Tracy got a gong meaty

[ifred]

Coronation Street's Tracy Barlow wins Best Bitch at Inside Soap Awardshttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s3/coronation-street/news/a599634/coronation-streets-tracy-barlow-wins-best-bitch-at-inside-soap-awards.html
"We can't wait to hand out the awards to soap's baddest, biggest, fittest and most fantastic on Wednesday night."


With this fantastic news Meaty
shoot the cat! shut the chop shop! for the day so you can get well lathered :joyous:

[jaws2]

He,s got problems with his scooter M8. its a 3 stroke engine pu-fel valve gone


captain log Easter 1966 SX200 ter Scarborough.....

[Meat-Head]

Thanks guys, remember its her off line wedding anniversary on October 13

[Kalipo]

Thanks guys, remember its her off line wedding anniversary on October 13

TRAY CEEEEE

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[GastonJ]

Did you say
Tracy got a gong meaty


or


Tracy got a meaty dong



It could just have been that you'd made a typo......

[jaws2]

Did you say
or



It could just have been that you'd made a typo......

GastonJ M8 I have heard Meats put in an official request to Mods to ask for your Avatar ter be removed for a few weeks, till he gets things sorted in his Garage

[Meat-Head]

Yeah trimming isv (iShit Failiure) tricking (iShit Failiure) horrid dancing furball sends your eyes funny

[GastonJ]

Aye you haven't seen the others that I've got lined up if that one changed, if I change it epileptics would have to refrain from viewing any page i posted on :)

[Meat-Head]

Yes I got that somewhere did have it as my soggy (iShit Failiure) suggy (iShit Failiure) suggy (iShit Failiure) SI gg y

[ifred]

Is it only me or do others believe that Meaty's got GastonJ locked up in his garage!!!
Is tempting to brute force load OS10 meaty language pack onto GJ vis them HDMI socket in GJ head!!!!
Also is feeding him on fish and chip wrappers :top:
AND what have the mods done about it sweet DK :joyous:
Prehaps they will have to pull GJ avatar to rescue?

[TULGEYWOODMAN]

How far is meathead garage from Stoke?

[Meat-Head]

How far is meathead garage from Stoke?

Too far for you, unless you want a load of quality cat food and stale cat shit.

(The cat went last Tuesday)

[Meat-Head]

ON TOOIC

'Coronation Street' Actress Kate Ford Calls Police To Her Home After 10pm Blazing Street Row (http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/6052574)


if anybody needs me, I'm of for a w@nk after seeing her in that black dress.

[ifred]

Can you borrow a friends kid to pop around her house to play.........She might invite you in for a drink (Only a half hour job though):heart-borken:

[Meat-Head]

Can you borrow a friends kid to pop around her house to play.........She might invite you in for a drink (Only a half hour job though):heart-borken:


Dress up as a kid, sit on door step "needs breast feeding ". Bang on door

[ifred]

I'm sure when she opens the door to the "meathead" she'll be overcome with lust or something like that :lollypop:
If you dress up as a kid you only get the appetiser no main course :stupido2: