London Weekend.

[Mr Pumpy]

Hurrah....

Its Mrs Pumpy's 40th tomorrow so were off to london for 3 nights without the kids. :D

Its gonna be a long weekend of sex, drugs, beer and museums.
Bring it on.

[Lainie]

a bit too much info there pumps but hey have a great time. i have those weekends all the time!!!!

[Mr Pumpy]

I was lying about the sex and drugs bit.........and the beer bit too.


But hey, the museums are not going to know whats hit em.

[Lainie]

well i dont do the drugs or the museum bit lol

[Mr Pumpy]

Gulp!!!!!!

[Mr Pumpy]

Me bags packed.

1 pair of jeans
2 shirts
2 t-shirts
2 pairs of trainers
2 pairs of socks
3 pairs of kecks
1 camera
1 umbrella
1 sex toy

[forntida]

Me bags packed.

1 pair of jeans
2 shirts
2 t-shirts
2 pairs of trainers
2 pairs of socks
3 pairs of kecks
1 camera
1 umbrella
1 sex toy

Where are you picking me up?

[Mr Pumpy]

Where are you picking me up?


:laugh::laugh: I knew it would be either you, Lainie or Gmb that spotted that one.





























I'll meet yer at 1pm behind the bus station.

[forntida]

I wan't talking to you. I was talking to Mrs Pumpy.:vroam:



P.S. I hope the both of you have a nice weekend.:)

[Lainie]

no toiletries or aftershave- you manky buggar. wheres the dress trousers for night time?? oh god you men are hopeless!!

[Mjolinor]

Me bags packed.

1 pair of jeans
2 shirts
2 t-shirts
2 pairs of trainers
2 pairs of socks
3 pairs of kecks
1 camera
1 umbrella
1 sex toy

I thought the wife was going?


Oh, missed that, last one on the list.

[forntida]

no toiletries or aftershave- you manky buggar. wheres the dress trousers for night time?? oh god you men are hopeless!!
I'm taking that stuff Lainie. Plus a couple of wee pink numbers that should look good on my 6ft, 15st frame.:rofl:

[Lainie]

I'm taking that stuff Lainie. Plus a couple of wee pink numbers that should look good on my 6ft, 15st frame.:rofl:

i want a pic o that!!

[xant14]

sheesh.... I don't!

[Mr Pumpy]

no toiletries or aftershave- you manky buggar. wheres the dress trousers for night time?? oh god you men are hopeless!!


Mrs P's got all the toiletries in her bag i'll have yer know.
I don't possess a pair of troosers at the mo, ive just got different grades of jeans. :embarassed:

I hope they let me in the theatre tonight.

[Mr Pumpy]

I'm taking that stuff Lainie. Plus a couple of wee pink numbers that should look good on my 6ft, 15st frame.:rofl:


If Forntiddler can get in the theatre dressed up like a tranny then i'm sure i'll be ok with jeans. :laugh:

[forntida]

If Forntiddler can get in the theatre dressed up like a tranny then i'm sure i'll be ok with jeans. :laugh:


:roflmao:

Is it not about time you and the missus was away to London for a nice weekend.

I can't see any problem with wearing jeans. I see them wearing them at these classical concerts etc. Unless of course where you are going you are not allowed to wear anything.:roflmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/yorkbike.jpg
Eeeh Lad this London is a long way off. Did Mrs Pumpy pass you earlier with the luggage.

[Mr Pumpy]

:roflmao:

Is it not about time you and the missus was away to London for a nice weekend.

I can't see any problem with wearing jeans. I see them wearing them at these classical concerts etc. Unless of course where you are going you are not allowed to wear anything.:roflmao:


Catching the train at 12, i'm sat here in the dining room looking out of the patio doors at the fekkin rain.:(

[forntida]

Looks not too bad.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/london.jpg

[Mr Pumpy]

Looks not too bad.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/london.jpg


Aye... might be ok sat and sun, it is what it is, can't do owt with our weather at the mo can we.

Anyway, i'm off....catch you all after the weekend.:ciao:

[Lainie]

hope you are having a nice time mr and mrs pumpy - missing you

[Mr Pumpy]

I'm back don't yer know. :)

[forntida]

You frightened the Australians when you were down there.:congrats:

[Mr Pumpy]

You frightened the Australians when you were down there.:congrats:

Australians..... I tell yer, if you took all the foreigners out of London there'd be nobody left.

[Lainie]

well come on - how did it go - tell us the juicy goss

[Mr Pumpy]

well come on - how did it go - tell us the juicy goss

Hya Lainie.... aye, good weekend, we both really enjoyed it, its been tiring but a good laugh.
I'll give you the short version of events.

Friday night... food, theatre (which was great), then drinking around Liecester square, back to hotel, rampant sex.

Saturday.... St' Pauls cathedral (great again), in afternoon British museum (yet again great). Sat night.....greek restaraunt on the south bank, walked to Fleet Street to oldest pub in London, played cheeky (very cheeky) in one of the snugs. back to hotel then rampant sex.

Sunday...... Walked through Regents park then to Camden markets. sunday night Italian restaurant, china town and soho then back to hotel for more rampant sex.

Monday..... Mrs P wanted to go to Harrods (overated), onto Kings road where she spent a fortune on a bag and a fekkin purse. Then to Hamley's where she bought a steiff bear for another daft price. back to hotel in the afternoon for rampant sex before we got the train home.

Phew..... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Lainie]

now thats my kinda weekend. take it yer no a "morning man" then lol

[Mr Pumpy]

Naw.... I'm nearly 42 now yer know, its quality that counts these days. :D ;)

[Lainie]

lol can you define rampant sex please - pm if necessary although im sure gmb would like to hear your definition lol

[Mr Pumpy]

lol can you define rampant sex please - pm if necessary although im sure gmb would like to hear your definition lol


Well ok..... it might not have been as "rampant" as 20 years ago but when i put me mind to it.. etc etc.

Though i'm done for now though, she'll not get owt from me for another week or so. :laugh:

[Lainie]

another week or so - jeeso nae wunner she has sex toys!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek::eek::eek:

[Mr Pumpy]

She's got that bag and purse, what more does she want. :D

I darent tell you what we got up to in that pub... :embarassed:

[Lainie]

is it what i got up to in the cinema the other night lol

:marchmellow:

[Mr Pumpy]

In the words of Dick Emery...."Ooh you are awful". :laugh:

[Mr Pumpy]

Got to show yer this bottle of stella. It turned out to be the most expensive bottle ive ever bought..... ?4.30. Daylight robbery.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3740464554_59ff6351cd.jpg

[Lainie]

you would think charging those prices they would have enough money for a decent carpet?!?

[Mr Pumpy]

you would think charging those prices they would have enough money for a decent carpet?!?


Her Majesty's Theatre......carpets don't seem to be their top priority.

[Mr Pumpy]

Quite cheap for a sex toy Mr P :roflmao:

JoK


Boom Boom tishhhhh.....that was a drum and symbol by the way. :laugh:

[adrianbelgium]

Hurrah....

Its Mrs Pumpy's 40th tomorrow so were off to london for 3 nights without the kids. :D

Its gonna be a long weekend of sex, drugs, beer and museums.
Bring it on.

oh sounds fun

[Lainie]

its a bit narrow for a portable ****** - can you fit into that???!!!!???? still it is cheap for a male sex toy

:D

[forntida]

Got to show yer this bottle of stella. It turned out to be the most expensive bottle ive ever bought..... ?4.30. Daylight robbery.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3740464554_59ff6351cd.jpg

I hope you did not drink from the bottle. If you did could you explain the other glass. Did that belong to the sex toy?:roflmao:

[Mr Pumpy]

I hope you did not drink from the bottle. If you did could you explain the other glass. Did that belong to the sex toy?:roflmao:


The other glasses were a middle aged Scottish gentleman's and his mother, very nice they were too.
Mrs P had another bottle of stella, so that made a total of ?8.60.
The reason yer couldn't see it on the table is simple....she'd already drunk it. :eek: :D

[Lainie]

so pumps back to the male sex toys


:marchmellow:

[Mr Pumpy]

so pumps back to the male sex toys


:marchmellow:


:bootyshake: :laugh:

[Lainie]

the stella bottle pumps - you never answered me last question.

[Mr Pumpy]

the stella bottle pumps - you never answered me last question.


There's only one thing a stella bottle is good for, and that's for drinking out of.:D

I'm sure we arent on the same wave length here Lainie. :laugh:

[Lainie]

I'm sure we arent on the same wave length here Lainie. :laugh:


bit worrying if we are mind lol

[forntida]

I think this thread needs password protection to stop growed ups getting access.:roflmao:

p.s. Just arrived back home after being dumped at Charing Cross.:egg:

[zaphodbb]

I think this thread needs password protection to stop growed ups getting access.:roflmao:

p.s. Just arrived back home after being dumped at Charing Cross.:egg:

i think it should be changed to the london bleedin marathon :roflmao: