Survey

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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7
kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a
short time and
you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the
kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time. Your
sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When
you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and
Nun at
night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to
court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy
yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own.