Three word story

[gazz10]

3 words per post! I'll start

There was once...

[thommo]

an ugly duckling

[Baaheeduk]

Vera was her

[biffo1]

name who married

[chatters]

a ~~~~ star.

[Devilfish]

They enjoyed playing

[allycoops]

Bedroom Russian Roulette

[JTH]

with rubber dildos

[Baaheeduk]

and see through

[biffo1]

leather underwear as

[biffo1]

they were playing

[gazz10]

Spin the bottle

[Lambhuna]

whips and chains

[father ted]

with kaos and

[JTH]

ally coops starting

[biffo1]

it all off

[JTH]

with there battery

[janobi]

operated wiggly worm....

[jasbo7]

it was also...

[lee1212]

Big and long

[Brownload]

Hanging from her

[dik]

Rusty bullet hole

[stuckylad]

hairy and wide

[bigfella]

and tasting of

[jasbo7]

something thats very

[TheGodfather]

fishy but then

[cloudnineuk54]

slimey then fine

[jasbo7]

now it's dribbling

[ruudvandan]

they collect the

[Bulld0g]

Juices by the bucketload

[jasbo7]

story so far.....


There was once... an ugly duckling, Vera was her name who married a ~~~~ star. They enjoyed playing Bedroom Russian Roulette with rubber dildos and see through leather underwear. As they were playing Spin the bottle, whips and chains with kaos and ally coops starting it all off with there battery operated wiggly worm.... It was also... Big and long, hanging from her Rusty bullet hole, hairy and wide and tasting of something thats very fishy, but then slimey then fine ,now it's dribbling ........

[maca]

with jelly foam

[jasbo7]

out from the

[maca]

holiday in hotel

[jasbo7]

onto the carpet

[maca]

slideing under foot

[jasbo7]

making me shake

[xant14]

my maracas wildly

[jasbo7]

to a point...

[maca]

then boom bang

[xant14]

the johnney burst

[stuckylad]

down i came

[maca]

all over her

[jasbo7]

in a spurt

[maca]

she yelled yes

[Bulld0g]

Xfactor is starting

[maca]

no no no .

[Bulld0g]

it is maca

[cgscott]

why bulldog why

[jasbo7]

her legs shook

[Bulld0g]

Watching Jedward again

[maca]

he shot himself

[Bulld0g]

Because she knew

[xant14]

Pythagorouses theorum, and

[maca]

corrie was starting

[cgscott]

but so was

[xant14]

aerobics oz style

[Bulld0g]

What a dilema

[cgscott]

who would want

[jasbo7]

the ~~~~ channel

[ruudvandan]

I do! says

[xant14]

Garry Glitter, I've

[gmb45]

had it up....

[xant14]

an eight year

[gmb45]

massive pub crawl

[xant14]

ending at hooters

[gmb45]

then forest fields

[xant14]

I said ending...

[gmb45]

the night with

[xant14]

some after eights

[gmb45]

and more beer

[xant14]

from Aldi. Hmmm

[gmb45]

ending up with

[xant14]

the checkout girl

[gmb45]

over the counter

[xant14]

saying 'Take me'

[gmb45]

u big boy.

[xant14]

Up it went

[gmb45]

in 1 move....

[xant14]

all 9 inches

[gmb45]

bit small that

[xant14]

especially after Xant14

[gmb45]

im not arguing

[xant14]

over discounted meat

[gmb45]

and alchi white

[xant14]

up my arse

[gmb45]

puke puke puke

[xant14]

a funny ringtone

[maca]

came from his

[Bulld0g]

phone, What else

[mike281180]

from that fanny

[jasbo7]

then he bolted

[ruudvandan]

his willy to

[jamespowell69]

raw to hold

[jasbo7]

it was sore

[gmb45]

after a curry

[Bulld0g]

and some stella

[jasbo7]

and it stung

[gmb45]

having a dump

[Bulld0g]

Thats the last

[jasbo7]

time that I

[Bulld0g]

Go for a....

[jasbo7]

pint and curry

[Bulld0g]

Bad ring sting

[jasbo7]

I'd rather do

[mike281180]

shreks wife fiona

[gmb45]

likes it rough

[Bulld0g]

So she said

[gmb45]

with big nads

[jasbo7]

and a fine...

[stuckylad]

of fifty quid

[gmb45]

and a suspended

[xant14]

ceiling with nice

[gmb45]

paint on it

[xant14]

?45 a litre

[gmb45]

thats ~~~~ing dear

[jasbo7]

with a discount...

[Bulld0g]

you can get,

[jasbo7]

a large one

[maca]

only for women

[gmb45]

that are bald

[maca]

and called zap

[gmb45]

whos a coont

[maca]

who now drinks

[gmb45]

shite greek beer

[maca]

but also likes

[gmb45]

alchi white cider

[maca]

with me and

[gmb45]

me who else

[maca]

shandy andy maybe

[gmb45]

he drinks pish

[maca]

and talks shite

[dik]

He's that gmb45!!

[mike281180]

from over there

[HoTTDubbER]

with Ginger hair

[thered]

on his forehead

[HoTTDubbER]

there was a ....

[jasbo7]

funny looking object

[Bulld0g]

whats this here ?

[HoTTDubbER]

strange it was

[Bulld0g]

another Stella can

[stuckylad]

from the fridge

[dik]

Gulp, gulp, BURP

[HoTTDubbER]

down it went

[maca]

just like everton

[mike281180]

the doorbell rings

[jasbo7]

and stood there

[Bulld0g]

was, you've guessed

[jasbo7]

was a great

[Bulld0g]

big ugly ~~~~er

[maca]

looked just like

[mtv1]

mark Hughes new

[jasbo7]

and she had

[maca]

some loose change

[jasbo7]

in her hand

[mtv1]

to give to

[jasbo7]

the gasman who

[maca]

woodworkers electricians plasteres

[jasbo7]

were keen to

[mtv1]

loosing her up

[jasbo7]

from the bottom

[mtv1]

of the pit

[maca]

smelling of shit

[Bulld0g]

just like stig

[maca]

and his wig

[gmb45]

in a brothel

[mike281180]

ding a ling

[gmb45]

i want you

[jasbo7]

where i would

[mike281180]

conduct some beastiality

[thered]

with a pigeon

[maca]

rideing a donkey

[gmb45]

in the nude

[maca]

singing a song

[gmb45]

rubbing his dong

[maca]

laughing with long

[gmb45]

in his eyes

[maca]

looking at women

[gmb45]

with massive knockers

[maca]

shaking his massive

[stuckylad]

set of marracas

[Bulld0g]

pumpkin size head

[maca]

from birkenhead wearing

[Bulld0g]

a shell suit

[maca]

singing everton everton

[stuckylad]

who are they

[maca]

the sock robbers

[Bulld0g]

appeared from nowhere

[maca]

buying torres tops

[Bulld0g]

we dont care

[cgscott]

what the weatherman

[glargo]

had for lunch

[Bulld0g]

because he was

[cgscott]

strictly a vegan

[Bulld0g]

who didnt like

[HoTTDubbER]

vegetable's or other

[jasbo7]

strange looking things

[cgscott]

but did like

[jasbo7]

the way that

[melloned]

:idea: I went for

[gmb45]

the ugly one

[xant14]

in the mirror

[gmb45]

thats u m8 :roflmao:

[xant14]

my mirror cracked

[gmb45]

bad luck mate

[xant14]

seven years worth

[gmb45]

tough shit mate

[xant14]

unlike yours, sloppy

[gmb45]

comes oot easier

[xant14]

whyarewe talkingabout shite?

[gmb45]

shite is good

[xant14]

Only for roses

[gmb45]

and my posts

[xant14]

goes without saying

[stuckylad]

well, say nowt

[maca]

and swollow it

[gmb45]

it tastes nasty

[cgscott]

how you know?

[gmb45]

chroma told me

[cgscott]

he prefers dogs

[chroma]

a beasiality reference?

[dik]

Woof, Woof, Grrrrrrr

[jasbo7]

got a sore

[xant14]

bell end now

[gmb45]

in the church

[b j m]

over the alter

[Bulld0g]

the priest said

[gmb45]

dirty coont you

[mike281180]

bit weird now

[stuckylad]

your middle name

[jasbo7]

was merry xmas

[gmb45]

happy new year

[stuckylad]

2010 means what

[Bulld0g]

more beer :)

[jasbo7]

at cheap prices

[mike281180]

~~~~~~~s for free

[gmb45]

~~~~ me where

[maca]

of your missus

[SuperSat]

asda or tesco

[gmb45]

the dirty coont

[SuperSat]

wish you were

[mike281180]

licking my balls

[SuperSat]

right or left

[stuckylad]

chocolate salty ones

[Bulld0g]

are usually the

[SuperSat]

Fair play mate!!!

[jasbo7]

of the month

[carlislelad]

for December 2009

[SuperSat]

nearly new year

[stuckylad]

swiggin a can