Zap back

[zaphodbb]

Well im back, had a good time I think waiting for pics from usa to find out. Cost me a shed load of money to fix my bike, and what was left went in my stomach, in my lungs or up my nose. I have put on about two stone in weight and I feel pretty crappy at the moment, but it goes with the territory so ~~~~it. I have slept for two days now only getting up for usual things and serious business, and coffee and smokes. Thank you for the pm?s that was very nice to see when I came on, I will reply to them all when I get my shit together. It shows me that dk is the right place to be, if you have an mp3 player or a Mercedes, or you?re a pi55 tramp or a philosopher. If you have a good heart your always welcome on the forum. I have a few ideas for threads (groan) ha! ha! don?t worry for now though im still messed up, but be afraid be very afraid, anyway will talk to you when I figure out where the hell I am. Great to be back :ciao:

[gmb45]

Well im back, had a good time I think waiting for pics from usa to find out. Cost me a shed load of money to fix my bike, and what was left went in my stomach, in my lungs or up my nose. I have put on about two stone in weight and I feel pretty crappy at the moment, but it goes with the territory so ~~~~it. I have slept for two days now only getting up for usual things and serious business, and coffee and smokes. Thank you for the pm?s that was very nice to see when I came on, I will reply to them all when I get my shit together. It shows me that dk is the right place to be, if you have an mp3 player or a Mercedes, or you?re a pi55 tramp or a philosopher. If you have a good heart your always welcome on the forum. I have a few ideas for threads (groan) ha! ha! don?t worry for now though im still messed up, but be afraid be very afraid, anyway will talk to you when I figure out where the hell I am. Great to be back :ciao: welcome back m8 http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/gmb45/albums/smilies/2251-24.gif top quality shite post as ever m8 :D glad to see u aint totally lost it :roflmao:

[forntida]

:congrats:Welcome back Zap. You go and have a wee rest son after all that travelling.

[westkill]

glad you had good time zap:)
now its time to recover lol
after going on a proper mad bender lol

[maca]

ahh, good to see you back safe and sound m8......

[father ted]

nice to see you safe and sound you ole ~~~~er am glad soemthing good came out of it that being you had a good time cheers m8 (pm ?????why the ~~~~ would anyone want to pm you you ole fart :roflmao:)

[wilf]

good to see you suvived the mission zaph, sounds like you had a ball but welcome back to reality lol

[ste6106]

welcome back did you get my pm lol

[berley]

nice to see you got back safe n sound zap :)

I hope you had a brilliant time and can remember most of it lol

Have a rest and get some juice down your neck now to rehydrate yourself :ciao:

[mtv1]

nice to see you bud , if you get a chance your welcome to come to IRELAND for a break you can stay at the stigs house or i'm sure eva will put you up in her posh hoooose in swords lol welcome back m8 talk soon http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/mtv1/albums/mtv1-aka-stigs-album/2222-62dhqpg.gif

[chroma]

YAAAAASSSSS!!!!

It took the blasted Americans over 500 years to become the morbidly obese nation they are today and Zap showed em how to do it more efficiently in a week lol

Just remember, 5 mins on the lips forever on the hips :)

Its good to see you back safe though, i figured they woulda had you banged up as a terrorist as soon as they let you into the country, glad to see i was mistaken... kinda.

Well i mean come on, it would have made an excelent story! Zap tackles gutmo! Successfully converts the Mujahideen from worshiping the prophet Mohammed to some obscure prophet called Douglas Adams, world peace ensues and the US economy collapses further due to lack of conflicts to deter people from real issues.
Imagine the rammifications of terrorist suicide bombers running into buildings and instead of screaming ALLLLAAAAHHH or INNNNFFFAAADDDEEEEEELLLLSSSSS! instead they scream DONT PANIC! ans they detonate a stack of party popers and confetti! then everyone parties down with a pan galactic gargle blaster.

[andy4]

good 2 have you back m8
dk can get back 2 normal now lol

[gmb45]

nice to see you got back safe n sound zap

I hope you had a brilliant time and can remember most of it lol

Have a rest and get some juice down your neck now to rehydrate yourself :ciao: :roflmao: JUICE ber ? :puke: nice 1 m8 :roflmao: its zap we talking about here u know :hmmmm:

[Dreamer]

Nice to have you back with us zap. I'm Glad you got back in one piece

Gmb has been distraught without you. He's missed you sooooo much,you've made him a very happy guy !!http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/members/dreamer/albums/smillies/2061-kissass.gif

[Lainie]

welcome back zap was it a good hodilay??

[aftermath]

Welcome back Zap, now for some serious drinking sessions with GMB