Just plain wierd

[opsmonkey]

I was sitting on the loo waiting to have a crap.. it took a while but i forced a massive log out, it hit the pan with a massive boom, when i looked down it was nowhere to be seen and when i wiped my arse the paper was completely clean..

Explain that one away if you can..! I was sober, not tired and of sound mind at the time

[Bulld0g]

Yea its a phantom shit m8. Nothing sinister there. Shit happens. Or does it :roflmao:

[edds]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost%20poo:vroam:

[waqasahmed]

Did you check your underwear later for skid marks? :D

[forntida]

It is worse when the velocity does not take it round the 'U' bend. I had to get my wife to bring a pair of steps once so I could get down off it.

On that subject. Do you know why shit is tapered?
So that your ass does not close with a bang.

[middots3]

i carnt believe that urban dictionary page even exists lmao!

[patkins]

Next time drop your pants first.