gazz10
21st March, 2008, 05:28 PM
Recieved this today thought i would share it, I personally dont think its all that funny am sure others will
You are invited to CELTIC'S END OF SEASON DINNER tonight
Menu;
Starter - Sour Grapes
Main Course - Plaice (might be 2nd)
Pudding - Selection from (Caldwell, McManus, Donati or Veneegor of Hessledink)
Followed by HARD CHEESE & BISCUITS or fresh fruit - ORANGES.
Drinks available at bar (mainly TRIPLES) - but NO TROPHY BITTER
Also a special selection of WHINES from STRACHAN'S vast cellar
Coffee or tea served in mugs - SORRY NO CUPS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW CHARITY AUCTION AT END OF NIGHT; Main item - ONE TROPHY CABINET (surplus to requirements)
You are invited to CELTIC'S END OF SEASON DINNER tonight
Menu;
Starter - Sour Grapes
Main Course - Plaice (might be 2nd)
Pudding - Selection from (Caldwell, McManus, Donati or Veneegor of Hessledink)
Followed by HARD CHEESE & BISCUITS or fresh fruit - ORANGES.
Drinks available at bar (mainly TRIPLES) - but NO TROPHY BITTER
Also a special selection of WHINES from STRACHAN'S vast cellar
Coffee or tea served in mugs - SORRY NO CUPS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW CHARITY AUCTION AT END OF NIGHT; Main item - ONE TROPHY CABINET (surplus to requirements)