extremely drunk boyfriend

[Lainie]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him lol. if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand lol. will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!

[chroma]

ah the auld wreck the hoose juice.

Absinthe is insane, theres no need for anything that volotile.

[Lainie]

one bottle was for his mate and his bottle is about 2/3 full. he has an eyetest tomorrow at 12 as well. oh he is gonna be ill. he is snoring like ~~~~ now!!!

lol

[chroma]

lmfao absinthe the night before an eye test :rofl:

GENIUS!

[Lainie]

night out was arranged for tomorrow night but had to be changed as one of the guys had a gig tomorrow night. i did warn him before he went out but men they just dont listen lol

[chroma]

Its not our fault, 50% of the greatest things that have ever happened to me have stemmed from "not listening."

[dctyper]

Its not our fault, 50% of the greatest things that have ever happened to me have stemmed from "not listening."

ha ha ha, thats awesome lol

[daithi]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him lol. if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand lol. will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!

he should be alright come monday lol
i bought a bottle of the black absinthe in spain for my brother a few year ago and it actually knocked him and his mate out
like an anesthetic, after drinkin it was fair funny
as bad as it is drinkin it they drank it after clubbin its a story i can slag them about for years :aetsch:

[melloned]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him lol. if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand lol. will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!



:beer: Did the optician give him a white stick and a guide dog luv !:stoned:

[Lainie]

i videod him on my phone and its funny as ~~~~. id love to put it on you tube. he has been a tad ill today but made the opticians. it wasnt half bottles he took it was quarter bottles

[CHRISTOF]

christ thank lord my misses has never thot about videod me sum of the nicks i get into!!!.Well the say the truth comes out when ur drunk so he must really luv u awwwwww sounds like me when i am pissed lol

[berley]

i videod him on my phone and its funny as ~~~~. id love to put it on you tube. he has been a tad ill today but made the opticians. it wasnt half bottles he took it was quarter bottles

I can vouch for that, I was PMSL watching it :rofl:

[Lainie]

YouTube - david drunk - 04/12/09

if anyones viewed please leave a comment.

i know some of the words are difficult to understand but for info he was with brian, alan and stevie and fell outside jintys (jinty mcgintys in ashton lane). he kept winking as he said i had 2 heads!! still not sure what he says at the beginning - think its a sexual comment lol

lmao

[zaphodbb]

YouTube - david drunk - 04/12/09 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0wUVa-51k)

if anyones viewed please leave a comment.

i know some of the words are difficult to understand but for info he was with brian, alan and stevie and fell outside jintys (jinty mcgintys in ashton lane). he kept winking as he said i had 2 heads!! still not sure what he says at the beginning - think its a sexual comment lol

lmao

bit scary that #1 understood every word #2 your voice sounds like my first wife :eek: :afraid:

[wongers]

lollol me and the missus thought that was ~~~~in hilarious lainie whens episode 2

[jasbo7]

comon lainie you canny blackmail him noo hee luvs you..in front of the world too....hilarious....whens he oot next for the next showin

[Lainie]

lol i still laugh when i watch it. oh im not blackmailing him - he knew what i was doing. he was terrified on sat morning that i was angry with him. he doesnt make a habit of it. he and his 3 mates got refused a drink in the lismore in dumbarton road lol. all 4 of them over 40 as well. i was just pleased to see him home safe and unwell lol. i only wish i had videod more as i sat up for an hour to make sure he was ok.

thank you for watching. im now trying to get him as many hits on you tube as i can.

[portbhoy]

Briliant Lainie I understood every word aswell was he out with me and my brothers? the names are correct and Ashton Lane can be tricky I've fallen there myself lol

[jasbo7]

does he not know then that hes on you tube...youz wumminlol

[Lainie]

oh yes he knows - he phoned the 3 guys he was with to tell them lol. he was with guys he worked with at drum ops. aparantly he was lying with his legs in the air on the pavement on dumbarton road as well lol.

i asked him where the taxi dropped him off and he said "summerhill road" i asked where that was and he said "where we live" in a tone that said dont be so stupid lorraine. i then informed him thats not the street where we live and i had no idea where summerhill road was even if it exists lol.

feel free to pass the link on lol

[jasbo7]

''feel free to pass the link on ''


no fear hen..famous for 5 mins ....think not

[Lainie]

over 100 hits on you tube now - yoo hoo. thanks very much peeps.

[Evastar]

lol very good lainie

[patkins]

Ya knowthe old saying- Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

[berley]

Ya knowthe old saying- Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

:roflmao: good one PK

[Lainie]

Ya knowthe old saying- Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

lmao love it - he had his kilt and all the rigalia on in dublin. he did look smart and was nowhere near in that state lol

[Lainie]

bump,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, as we were talking about it in shoutbox

[nara]

bump,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, as we were talking about it in shoutbox

Lol, first time I've seen that. :roflmao:

"blootered" is the word that comes to mind.

[waken]

Lainie don?t you know men are programmed to say I love you when they feel the drink taking over.
Had a good chuckle watching that.

[reddevil157]

That was ~~~~in hilarious, didn't understand a word, but gimme a few pints and I'll tell ya everything he said no bother lol. Didn't ya know ladies, when we're pissed, we've a language all of our own. I'd say he had a good laugh at it himself lainie, did he lol

[Lainie]

yes he did laugh at it. we think he says in one part "i want my nookie" but he was in no fit state for anything lmao. jintys is a pub in ashton lane in glasgows west end. he was trying to use one eye as he said there was 2 of me lol

[gopher7]

jinty's serve dodgy stuff called bevy, keep him away. :)