bvilleuk
19th December, 2009, 07:31 AM
1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat. It?s the fact that you eat too much
3. You've got no chance of me calling you. EVER
4. No, I won't be gentle
5. What's the fun in that?
6. Of course you have to swallow
7. Well, yes actually, I do do this all the time
8. I hate all your stupid friends
9. I have every intention of using you...
10. Of course I won?t even speak to you after tonight
11. I'd much rather watch a ~~~~o than this shite movie
12. Eat it? Are you nuts?
13. It took me three drinks to get up the courage to screw it
14. Yes I mind waiting, very much...
15. If you're not ready in 5 more minutes, forget it
16. No, I would not rather talk than watch the game
17. I don't care if you did spend all day cooking it. This tastes terrible
18. Your hair looks as good as it's ever gonna look
19. No, I don't intend to do anything all day
20. Yeah, we're lost. Enjoy the scenery
21. No, I don't really care that you didn't climax too
22. No, I don't want to go shopping with you. Not ever!
23. Yes, I was staring at that girl's boobs
24. Sure I was flirting...
25. She looks like she'd be good in bed
26. Yes, I know exactly how long the game's been on...
27. No, the "PlayBoy" channel wasn't included in the package - we pay extra for it
28. Actually, I do find her a lot more attractive than you
29. Because the more beer I drink, the less annoying you seem to be
30. No, I don't think our marriage was a mistake - it was a disaster
31. Because it's a wife's job!
32. You are correct, I can't stand the kids at all
33. No, actually, I didn't miss you at all
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat. It?s the fact that you eat too much
3. You've got no chance of me calling you. EVER
4. No, I won't be gentle
5. What's the fun in that?
6. Of course you have to swallow
7. Well, yes actually, I do do this all the time
8. I hate all your stupid friends
9. I have every intention of using you...
10. Of course I won?t even speak to you after tonight
11. I'd much rather watch a ~~~~o than this shite movie
12. Eat it? Are you nuts?
13. It took me three drinks to get up the courage to screw it
14. Yes I mind waiting, very much...
15. If you're not ready in 5 more minutes, forget it
16. No, I would not rather talk than watch the game
17. I don't care if you did spend all day cooking it. This tastes terrible
18. Your hair looks as good as it's ever gonna look
19. No, I don't intend to do anything all day
20. Yeah, we're lost. Enjoy the scenery
21. No, I don't really care that you didn't climax too
22. No, I don't want to go shopping with you. Not ever!
23. Yes, I was staring at that girl's boobs
24. Sure I was flirting...
25. She looks like she'd be good in bed
26. Yes, I know exactly how long the game's been on...
27. No, the "PlayBoy" channel wasn't included in the package - we pay extra for it
28. Actually, I do find her a lot more attractive than you
29. Because the more beer I drink, the less annoying you seem to be
30. No, I don't think our marriage was a mistake - it was a disaster
31. Because it's a wife's job!
32. You are correct, I can't stand the kids at all
33. No, actually, I didn't miss you at all