Raven
4th April, 2008, 01:01 AM
English fella moves out into the Scottish highlands out in the middle of nowhere, where no sod lives. All of a sudden there's a knock at the door, and when he opens the door there's this huge 6'8 Scot stood at the door built like a brickhouse, he had a Ginger beard and he was wearing a kilt....and he says "Danny son, I've just come around to invite you to a Scottish caley"..........Danny really couldn't be bothered going but was too shit scared to say no "But what do we do at a Scottish caley ? I've never been to a Scottish caley before, is there a certain dress code or what ?" ........the Scot tells him "Danny boy, there'll be a bit of music, wee bit of dancin, loads o' drinkin, and lots of ~~~~in....." Danny looks shocked and replies "What do you mean lots of ~~~~ing, how many people are going to be there ?"........The big Scot says "Danny........it'll just be the two of us."