Would You Marry Again?

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  • stihl260
    Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 42

    #1

    Would You Marry Again?

    Would You Marry Again?

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife
    looks
    over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: --silence --






    HUSBAND: "sh*t."
  • Kalipo
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2008
    • 1687

    #2
    its always the last line.. stupid women..
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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