Man pinches his wifes arse & says, "do you know, if you firmed this up you could get rid of your girdle". Rather pissed off she decided to say nothing. Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said "do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra!" Absolutely fuming the wife reached over, grabbed his dick, & said "if you firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman & your ~~~~ing brother too!"