GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive reconstruction
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a dick
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive reconstruction
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a dick