My girlfriend wanted tickets for the BBC Good Food Exhibition in London.
I asked, "Why on Earth do you want to go there?!"
She said, "I fancy looking round."
To which I replied, "You couldn't look any more round if you FCUKing tried, you fat ~~~~."
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I was ramming this little girl up the arse the other day.
"Oi, any more of that and you're off the dodgems," shouted the fairground owner.
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I've just picked up my Japanese girlfiend up from Heathrow.
She looked absolutely radiant.
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Latest reports from Japan indicate that a staggering 5,400 people have died.
To put that in to some kind of perspective, if you laid their bodies end to end it would almost be half the length of a football pitch.
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Please give generously to Comic Relief.
Just ?30 000 is enough to send a washed up, B-list comedian and a film crew on an all expenses paid holiday to Africa.
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My wife told me today 'The coverage from Japan has some really moving pictures'.
"Moving pictures?", I sneered, 'It's called video you thick ~~~~.'
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I asked, "Why on Earth do you want to go there?!"
She said, "I fancy looking round."
To which I replied, "You couldn't look any more round if you FCUKing tried, you fat ~~~~."
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I was ramming this little girl up the arse the other day.
"Oi, any more of that and you're off the dodgems," shouted the fairground owner.
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I've just picked up my Japanese girlfiend up from Heathrow.
She looked absolutely radiant.
---
Latest reports from Japan indicate that a staggering 5,400 people have died.
To put that in to some kind of perspective, if you laid their bodies end to end it would almost be half the length of a football pitch.
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Please give generously to Comic Relief.
Just ?30 000 is enough to send a washed up, B-list comedian and a film crew on an all expenses paid holiday to Africa.
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My wife told me today 'The coverage from Japan has some really moving pictures'.
"Moving pictures?", I sneered, 'It's called video you thick ~~~~.'
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