The Golf Match
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink
this putt," the
golfer
mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and
whispers, "Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be
meaningless, the
golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he
says, "Sure," and sinks
the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee,
I sure would like
to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
"Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" And he makes
an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to
win. Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger
quickly moves to his
side and
says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up
the rest of your
sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the
eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the
stranger walks along
side him and says, "I haven't really been fair with
you because you don't
know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day
forward you will
have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father
O'Malley."
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink
this putt," the
golfer
mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and
whispers, "Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be
meaningless, the
golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he
says, "Sure," and sinks
the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee,
I sure would like
to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
"Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" And he makes
an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to
win. Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger
quickly moves to his
side and
says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up
the rest of your
sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the
eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the
stranger walks along
side him and says, "I haven't really been fair with
you because you don't
know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day
forward you will
have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father
O'Malley."
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