Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This opened the iNag reminder service which totally wiped out the iShag function
My girlfriend is so dirty. This afternoon she text me saying 'Hey babe, I'm fingering atm :P xxx.'
Filthy bitch, who fingers cash machines?
When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..."
...So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
I asked my mum what she wants for Mother's Day. She said, "All I want is a bit of caring and looking after."
So I've put her in a nursing home.
My girlfriend is so dirty. This afternoon she text me saying 'Hey babe, I'm fingering atm :P xxx.'
Filthy bitch, who fingers cash machines?
When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..."
...So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
I asked my mum what she wants for Mother's Day. She said, "All I want is a bit of caring and looking after."
So I've put her in a nursing home.
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