A Woman slips naked in her bathroom does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says:" I'll go get a hammer, we can break tiles and lift her." The husband says: "Ok i'll lick her ear & play with her tits while ur gone." Why? says his mate. The husband replies: "If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are f?ckin cheaper." 