Little boy comes down stairs in the morning and his father says "Good morning son what would you like for breakfast".
Little boy replies " I'll have a f**king egg".
His father grabs hold of him and clips him round the ear and say's "Upstairs to your bedroom and I don't want to see you until tomorrow morning".
Next morning the boy comes downstairs and his father says "Right son what would you like for breakfast" to which the little boy replies "I'd be a c*nt to ask for an egg wouldn't I".
Little boy replies " I'll have a f**king egg".
His father grabs hold of him and clips him round the ear and say's "Upstairs to your bedroom and I don't want to see you until tomorrow morning".
Next morning the boy comes downstairs and his father says "Right son what would you like for breakfast" to which the little boy replies "I'd be a c*nt to ask for an egg wouldn't I".