6ft 5in paddy
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Irish bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big paddy.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a bl0w job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive bogtrotter leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised and half dead, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" paddy replies. "Something about a job."
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a bl0w job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive bogtrotter leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised and half dead, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" paddy replies. "Something about a job."