Bob comes home early from work and finds his wife butt naked on the bed, beads of sweat rolling off of her naked body,she breathing heavy, she says to Bob " I think I am having a heart attack" about that time his son runs in the room and says daddy daddy there is a naked man in the closet! Bob runs to to the closet slams open the door and its his best friend larry, Bob yells " Damn it Larry my wife is in there having a heart attack and your running around here scaring the kids!
Another one
Larry says to Bob I would pay 100 dollars to touch your wifes bare ass, So Bob is like really, yep says Larry, Bob tells larry to come over after work, when the get there bob's wife is doing the dishes He tells her to bend over and lift up her dress, WHAT! she yells , bob says dont give me no lip just do it, so she does, larry stares for about 5 mins, So bob says you lost your nerve, No says Larry I just dont have the 100 dollars.
Another one
Larry says to Bob I would pay 100 dollars to touch your wifes bare ass, So Bob is like really, yep says Larry, Bob tells larry to come over after work, when the get there bob's wife is doing the dishes He tells her to bend over and lift up her dress, WHAT! she yells , bob says dont give me no lip just do it, so she does, larry stares for about 5 mins, So bob says you lost your nerve, No says Larry I just dont have the 100 dollars.