An Englishman
An Englishman is strolling through the highlands of Scotland on a rare sunny afternoon. Upon reaching a highland burn running through the hills, he kneels down to take a refreshing drink, whereupon he is spotted by a highland gamekeeper'
"Och noo - ah widnae drink oot o' that watter,its git cow creehk and s***te in it!"
The englishman is greatly confused at the message, and replies "I'm terribly sorry sir, but i'm English and i couldn't understand a word you just said. Could you possibly repeat yourself slowly?"
"Ah, English!" comes the reply, "I said 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'"
"Och noo - ah widnae drink oot o' that watter,its git cow creehk and s***te in it!"
The englishman is greatly confused at the message, and replies "I'm terribly sorry sir, but i'm English and i couldn't understand a word you just said. Could you possibly repeat yourself slowly?"
"Ah, English!" comes the reply, "I said 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'"
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