missing wife

[skywash]

i was at the airport and a guy came up to me and said "lost something mate" i said "yes my wife" he said "me too" i said "what does she look like?" he said "blonde,long tanned legs up to her neck, wearing a mini, no knickers, no bra, big tits and a see thru top! "what does yours look like?" i said "who gives a ~~~~ lets look for yours"

[irishbluestaffy]

Dear Sir,

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife.
We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago.
On our flight back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated.
I had her paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her.
To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful.
I am now desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her.
Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing wife.

Mr. Richard Small
Portland, Oregon, USA

After a few weeks search ....

Dear Mr. Small,
We have found your wife in Africa of all places.
However, it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw, but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave.
We have tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on staying here.
I have enclosed a picture for you to see that she is okay. Do not worry, because she is in good hands here in this village.
Please contact us if there is anything else you might want to know.

Nairobi Police Department
See attached photo of your lost bride
Louis M. Barrie

please type in google missing wife africa then go to bottom of page

[Argento7]

He he he...!!! Here is! Missing Wife

[irishbluestaffy]

missing wife

He he he...!!! Here is! Missing Wife

very sad isnt it m8

[gopher7]

Ungratefull woman.

[reddevil157]

best one I've seen in a long time sky

[Katherine5]

<3

Ungratefull woman.

should be appreciate !

[true grit]

what's so special a bloke with a small dick

[irishbluestaffy]

what's so special a bloke with a small dick

so u have been to that vilage then

[Xram]

what's so special a bloke with a small dick

Well it must be a guy thing and I'm sure the rest of the guys on the forum will agree that we have the utmost respect for a guy with such a small pecker to have his photo taken. He deserves the credit for that. I for 1 would never cut it down for a photo shoot but this guy has the balls to cut that much off it. ~~~~ me looks like he only has 2 legs in that image............respect where respect is due.

[jctech]

Well it must be a guy thing and I'm sure the rest of the guys on the forum will agree that we have the utmost respect for a guy with such a small pecker to have his photo taken. He deserves the credit for that. I for 1 would never cut it down for a photo shoot but this guy has the balls to cut that much off it. ~~~~ me looks like he only has 2 legs in that image............respect where respect is due.

That guys name is Jake, Rolf Harris wrote a song about him.

[agrima]

He made me jealous!!