My New Doctor

[tridoc]

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said,

"Don't worry, I'm a Professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."

I said, "my wife thinks my d*ck tastes funny..."

[chumgumboots]

MAYBE IT WAS GONE OFF

[RedSpider]

why would he take a duck to the doctors? it makes no sense

[andymc1s]

maybe not the right plum sauce

[chucklor]

why would he take a duck to the doctors? it makes no sense

Not duck, his dock, as in dock martin...

[RedSpider]

ah, you mean doc martin? but i don't recall mr tridoc mentioning the doctors name. this is becoming confusing. ban the OP immediately

[Vegatron]

ha ha ha ha

not so funny

[gopher7]

Not duck, his dock, as in dock martin...

Why would he take a set of boots to the doctors.???

[patkins]

Because boots have eyes for laces,tongues and soles (souls). Happy?

[RedSpider]

Why would he take a set of boots to the doctors.???

erm... hellooooo.... helloooooo.... boots the chemist anyone?
think, mcfly... think!

[pantomime horse]

thinking it was deck he meant
but going a bit far to take a boat to the doctors

[jctech]

Not a deck of a boat, the deck from outside his back door, maybe somebody got a splinter from it.