celebrating?

[hoggy952]

We were sitting in the pub and the wife was staring at a drunken man cradling his pint as he sits alone.

I asked, "you know him?"
Wife says "he's my old boyfriend - I'm told he started drinking right after we split up 10 years ago and he hasn't been sober since."

"Crikey.." says I. Who?d have thought a chap could go on celebrating that long?!!

[Nariana]

A Lady says to man in Bar "IF you were my husband,i would poison your drink! The man replied "madam, if you were my wife! i would drink it !

[true grit]

Man drinking with his wife and he says`` I really love you`` she says ``shut up its the drink talking`` he says ``I'm talking to the drink``.