Good and bad news
God saw that things were going very badly; He called Obama, Putin and Berlusconi, and said "If you don?t change quickly you shovel shit for your whole life. Then Putin went to his people and said," I have two bad news, the first is ?God exists? and the second is that if we don?t change the things we shoveled shit for life. Obama went to his people and said," I have a good new and a bad new: good is that God exists and bad is that if we don?t change the things we shoveled shit for life. Berlusconi goes by his people and says" I have two good news: the first is that my father greets you, the second is that I found work for all "!