Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action ! So I sent her my ironing. That?ll keep the lazy woman busy.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn?t what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That?s when he realised he had made it home safely.
I?ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, ?Never mind son, maybe next year you?ll get a speaking part.?
Just had my water bill of ?175 drop on my mat. That?s a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just ?2 a month: time to change supplier I think.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn?t what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That?s when he realised he had made it home safely.
I?ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, ?Never mind son, maybe next year you?ll get a speaking part.?
Just had my water bill of ?175 drop on my mat. That?s a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just ?2 a month: time to change supplier I think.