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  • alker ranger
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 361

    #1

    mathematical solution

    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
    It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


    Now I know why some people are where they are
  • gopher7
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 2818

    #2
    Few 118% people where I work.

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    • Kalipo
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2008
      • 1687

      #3
      I put 83% effort into my work

      Do F*** all and proud of it .. its well known i do naff all .. i spend 8 hours doing a job i could do in an hour.. lmao
      ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

      Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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      • skywash
        V.I.P. Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 1002

        #4
        giss a job kal

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